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The Not So Beautiful Side of Camping: 5 Funny Camping Stories

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The great outdoors. The fresh air. Campfires and s’mores! There’s nothing like a little R&R in the woods to recharge your batteries after a busy week of work, right?

But for all the good times there are when camping, there are also some not so enjoyable moments that we just can’t avoid. From bear encounters to breaking out into hives, these funny camping stories will have you laughing until you cry…or at least until they make you feel better about your own camping disaster!

Funny Camping Stories

Why Do We Need Humor When We Are Camping or RV’ing?

There are many reasons why we need humor when we’re out in nature. When you have a good laugh, it does two things for your body and mind. Funny camping stories help with this.

First is that laughter releases endorphins into the body.  This is the same hormone that’s released when you’re exercising. Second, it can take your mind off of any worries or stresses in life and provide a refreshing break to get away from reality for a little while.

Here Are 5 Funny Camping Stories To Think About During Your Next Trip

Funny camping story 1: hippos at camp by alya akhmetgareeva.

Hippos Funny Camping Story

During our 2-month trip across Namibia, we had many amazing experiences and funny stories. One of our favorite stories happened in the wetlands of Northern Namibia. We had a very long day of driving and arrived at a campsite quite late long after the sunset. 

Exhausted and tired we quickly checked in and headed to what we thought was a camping area. We pitched our small 2-men tent and went to sleep. We woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises around our tent. 

It felt like there was somebody big and heavy walking around in the dark making soft roaring noises. We decided not to get out of the tent in case there were some dangerous wild animals outside. 

After some time everything calmed down and we fell asleep again. The next morning after waking up and making sure there were no more noises or movement outside the tent we got out to inspect the area. 

Our tent was pitched next to a river. We walked around and saw many big animal footprints around the tent leading to the river. We followed the footprints, checked in the river, and saw in deeper waters many hippos with only their heads sticking out. 

We realized that we were neighbors with a family of hippos residing in the area. We were very happy nobody got hurt. Hippos are very territorial animals and can get quite aggressive. 

We rushed to pack everything in the car and drove away. Later we found out that we pitched our tent in the wrong place, not at a designated campsite. The hippo encounter was one of the most exciting and at the same time scaring Namibiacamping experiences during our trip. 

Funny Camping Story 2: Nearly Frozen by Ashley Brown and Kelsey Weakly

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My husband and I decided to complete the Tongariro Northern Circuit in New Zealand which is generally a 3-4 day adventure. Knowing we were in the off-season, we were prepared for colder weather and delays… or so we thought. 

On day one, we hiked from the Visitor Center to Mangatepopo Hut, which should’ve been a 4 hour hike. It took closer to 8 hours because of trail erosion and ice, and we arrived at the hut area to camp well past sunset. 

This trek already took a lot out of us (the cold and wind was worse than we imagined), so we couldn’t wait to get out our propane and jet boil to have some hot drinks and soup. 

My husband dug and dug through his pack until he was panicking… there was no propane to be found. He was adamant that he packed it, so our best guess is TSA removed them from our bags without notifying us! 

For dinner, we had ice cold water and crunched on some dry, ramen noodles. We nearly froze to death that night having to rotate which side we slept on since the ground beneath our tent was covered in ice. 

We were woken up the next morning by a park ranger who informed us that we’d have to turn back since a massive storm was coming and we’d just survived the front end of it.  

We took the quickest route to a main road and hitchhiked back to the visitor center where our car was parked. Oh, did I mention this was our honeymoon?   

Funny Camping Story 3: Sleeping Bag Accident By Ronja Talala

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I was on a camping  trip in Lapland, Finland late summer 2020. The weather was already chilly and keeping yourself warm was essential! I did not do that. 

Did you know sleeping bags have a temperature rating? I did know about that, yet I didn’t check my own sleeping bags’ temperature recommendations before leaving home. And it turned out to be a summer sleeping bag with the comfort range was from 9°C up. 

Let me tell you, it wasn’t 10 degrees during the night. No, it was 0°C. My sleeping bag had a risk range/extreme range of under 0°C. The risk range stands for “survival-only rating for a standard adult woman”. 

So if it would have been chillier, my sleeping bag could have killed me, or well the cold weather would have. So let’s just say I was freezing a little when I woke up. I did buy a new sleeping bag after the first night, cause it was only getting colder every night. 

At the time I was not laughing at this, as I felt very stupid, but later on, we had a good laugh. So what did we learn from this mistake? Check the damn temperature rating before leaving home or freeze!

Funny Camping Story 4: Grazing by Dzangir Kolar

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Back in 2004, I was traveling on the trans-Siberian railroad from Moscow to Beijing. On our way, we stopped few times. 

The longest and best stopover was in Mongolia. After the Nadaam festival, we decided to spend a few days in the countryside with a local family at Terelj park. 

We set our small tent there. Both of us had two backpacks and when we put all things inside there was not enough place for me. I am 6 feet 3 inches tall and I could squeeze in everything except my feet. 

It was summer and hot outside so I thought it won’t be a problem. But soon after I fell asleep it started raining and I had to accept fact that my feet will be washed during the whole night by rain. 

The next morning there was a strange noise coming from outside the tent. When I woke up I had to check what it was. I was quite surprised to discover a cow grazing on grass one foot away from my head. Even though these things I experienced were unusual and not too enjoyable, I can say now that these days were among my best trips. 

So if you have the option to travel while camping doesn’t miss out on that. 

Funny Camping Story 5: Jam In the Woods by Shireen Ahmed

On a road trip around the South Island of New Zealand, we camped in a great spot called Ruby Bay near Nelson . We chose our designated area and nearby was what looked like a few long-term residents with a huge gazebo/tent area set up between trees. As we walked past, the owner asked if we wanted any of the fresh Mussels he’d just caught that morning. 

We were delighted and then he asked if we could come see his disco ball in his tent/gazebo area (which was huge). I thought it was a joke but we found out that he had built this incredible clubhouse inside the tarpaulin with makeshift seats, tables and said disco ball.

Another long-term resident (they stay for up to 6 months a time) joined us while we had a few beers, swapped stories and marvelled at the place he’d built. He showed us the makeshift instruments that were dotted around the clubhouse and we ended up having a jam (I was using a bottle cap to tap a home-made tambourine).

I have videos of our jam and it still makes me laugh my head off every time I even think about it. Only when you travel / camp do you stumble upon these great experiences and have irreplaceable memories. 

Camping is awesome.  There are many reasons to love it, but if you’re like me and happen to have a bit of an accident or two on your trip. It’s nice not to take yourself too seriously because that can ruin the experience!

I hope these stories help make camping experiences for those who haven’t tried it yet more enjoyable. And I hope they give current RV’ers and campers alike something new to laugh about.

If you found any of these stories funny, feel free to share them on social media so we can all have a good time!

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16 Short Funny Travel Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

These short funny travel stories are sure to make you laugh!

From crazy travel stories involving bathroom mishaps to funny stories about language barriers to wild travel stories that take you on safari, this list is sure to make you chuckle.

I’ve even included a video sharing about my strangest Couchsurfing experience!

Before scrolling, I recommend grabbing your favorite beverage and getting comfortable, as we’ve got 16 fun travel stories below to help put a smile on your face.

After reading these funny true stories, feel free to share your own best travel stories in the comments below!

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Short Funny Travel Stories — That Are Also True!

1. file under embarrassing travel stories.

One of my most embarrassing funny stories happened while I was backpacking South America — specifically during a 4×4 tour from San Pedro de Atacama in Chile to Uyuni, Bolivia.

The trip takes you through the desert for three days to see otherworldly sites like hot pink lagoons where flamingos search for food, an abandoned train graveyard, and, the highlight, the world-famous Uyuni Salt Flats.

During the trip, you share a car with four or five other people.

At one point, I was sitting in the front seat and it was getting really hot in the car. Our driver didn’t speak English, but I spoke decent Spanish — or at least I thought I did.

“Estoy caliente!” I said, looking right at the driver. To my confusion, instead of rolling down a window, he looked horrified…or maybe confused?

I decided it was probably my New York accent confusing him. “Estoy caliente!” I said again, this time in what I thought was a more local-sounding accent. He looked even more horrified-slashed-confused.

Suddenly, the one native Spanish speaker in the car spoke up from the back:

“Umm, I’m assuming you’re not meaning to tell the driver you’re horny, right?”

Apparently, the way I was saying “I’m hot” literally translated to, well, another meaning of the phrase. As I turned bright red, I decided I didn’t really need the window open and would just sit in silence and try to disappear by melting in the car seat.

But hey, when it comes to learning a language while traveling, embarrassing mistakes can certainly be a great teacher. Plus, I can add this to my list of hilarious vacation stories to share at parties.

-Jessie Festa, Jessie on a Journey

2. My Craziest Couchsurfing Story

Here is one of my most interesting travel experience stories .

For this anecdote, which is part funny travel story and part horror travel story , you’ll have to watch the video below:

One of my favorite funny travel videos

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I’ve already got a few more short travel stories recorded and scheduled to come out over the next few weeks!

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3. An Unpleasant Night With Bob Marley

My funny travel experience happened during a trip to Morocco in 2015, when my husband and I spent a couple of days in the Sahara Desert as part of a tour group.

I was super excited to ride a camel for the first time and spend a night in a Bedouin tent in the desert. Little did I know that I was about to experience the longest and most unpleasant night of my life.

Our camel ride started with me hanging upside down from the saddle with one foot in the air. My camel, Bob Marley, had decided to stand up before I could settle into the saddle.

I held onto the saddle for dear life as our Bedouin guide pushed me up onto the camel’s back. Bob Marley let out a grunt of disapproval, and we rode off. I thought I was in for a bumpy ride; but save for the fact that the camel in front of me, named after Jimi Hendrix, was having a bad case of gas, it turned out to be a very pleasant journey.

After dinner and some impromptu drumming around a bonfire, my husband and I retreated to our tent for a good night’s sleep. Our bed was just a mattress on the carpeted ground.

Despite cocooning myself in a couple of thick blankets, I was shaking from head to toe. My husband fell asleep straight away, and so did the other people in our group — judging by the cacophony of snores that filled the air.

Two hours later, I was still wide awake — and freezing cold.

Thankfully, the snoring started to subside and I gradually drifted into dreamland, only to be jolted out of my sleep by a very loud and unusual noise. It sounded like a bellow and was followed by a very awful smell.

I tried to go back to sleep, but someone or something started to chew loudly. And then another groan, another unpleasant smell, and more loud chewing. This went on for at least another two hours.

After what felt like a never-ending night, I checked the time. To my delight, it was time to get up to watch the sunrise. I stumbled out of our tent, grabbed a glass of freshly-brewed mint tea, and dragged my sleepy body out of the Bedouin camp.

There, stationed just outside the tent where my husband and I had spent the night, was Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, and the entire caravan. Bob Marley made direct eye contact with me, and I could swear I spotted a smug grin on his face.”

– Daniela from Grumpy Camel

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4. Trying To Pee On A Bumpy Bus Ride

If you enjoy travel love stories , this trip tale from our honeymoon has a humorous twist.

While visiting Sapa, Vietnam on our honeymoon, we had to fly into the large city of Hanoi.

From Hanoi, we could have either taken a bus, a train, or a rental car up to Sapa. Because we are cheap, we decided to take the bus. Even further, we booked an overnight bus trip, so that we could save one night of accommodation booking.

We showed up at the bus station at 11:30 pm for our midnight departure, and everything was going well. We boarded the bus and got to our beds, which was a row of five plastic cots wide with no cushions. We did get a blanket, though, and settled in for the night on our uncomfortable beds.

At about 3:00 am, I woke up and had to pee. We were on the freeway, and the driver only spoke Vietnamese, so I couldn’t communicate the fact that I needed to pee.

In the commotion, the driver also noticed there was a payment issue with our booking, which my now-awake husband was trying to figure out.

I still had to go, and it was becoming an emergency. The bus was still rocking and rolling down the Vietnamese highway. It was 3:15 am, my bladder was bursting, and my new husband was trying to have a Google Translate conversation with the driver to figure out our booking.

I tried to get my pee emergency into the Google Translate conversation, with no luck. All I got was my husband giving me a bottle.

A soda bottle?! What was I supposed to do with that?! The mouth of that thing was the size of a thumb. I am not the Jason Bourne of pee-aiming.

Realizing my choices were non-existent, I tried to use the bottle. After some awkward maneuvering, I opened the floodgates and, as you might have guessed, peed all over my bed…and my husband’s.

Thankfully, the sound of the pee spraying on the plastic beds did not come to the attention of any of our neighbors or the bus driver. Or maybe he purposely ignored it.

After figuring out the booking issue, my husband scooched back into his bed only to realize that Lake Urine had formed in the middle of it.

After some shock and stifled laughter, we cleaned it up with one of our blankets, had an extremely uncomfortable three more hours of travel, and finally pulled into Sapa. We couldn’t get off that bus fast enough.

On the bright side, it’s one of our favorite funny stories about traveling to share.

– Zach and Julie from Ruhl of the Road

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5. The Time I Had My Boobs Massaged In Morocco

Our favorite short funny story to share is all about massages and spa experiences in Morocco.

They are supposed to be tranquil, soothing, and calming. But what happens when you try to have a relaxing spa experience in another country without doing your research?

You could find yourself swimming in your underwear and having your boobs massaged, that’s what!

When my husband and I were in Morocco, we decided to go for a traditional Moroccan Hammam massage at our hotel…and all kinds of hilarity ensued!

First, we were asked to get undressed by the staff who only spoke French, so there were a lot of frantic hand gestures going on.

Then we were taken to a room where straightaway we could see a woman being rubbed down while completely naked.

No robes, no doors… just all kinds of naked. We were shocked and immediately started thinking: “Wait…is this what a hammam massage is like?”

Thankfully, not in our case, but it doesn’t get much better.

We’d worn our underwear because we actually thought we were just getting a pleasant back massage like in the UK.

We were wrong.

We were taken to a steam room where we were rubbed with mud in front of strangers and then asked to shower it off. Next, we found ourselves swimming in a saltwater pool. All of this while in our everyday underwear!

And then finally we got to the massage part where we were separated and I was asked to strip completely naked.

This was fine while lying on my front but then came the fateful word:

Yep, this was when I found myself having my boobs massaged by a total stranger!

Moral of the story:

Do your research. And don’t wear underwear to a Moroccan hammam massage. Go for swimming gear just to be on the safe side.

– Justine from Wanderers of the World

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6. When Nature Calls, Literally

I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.

Now, there are a lot of really awesome things about camping in the Serengeti:

It’s a relatively affordable way to go on safari. You meet other adventurous people. You’re camping in the freaking Serengeti! Like, hello, how cool?!

However, there may be one or two less-than-stellar things about this type of safari…like not knowing what’s outside your tent during the night.

Personally, I didn’t really want to come face-to-face with the hyenas — or anything else — that I knew could be out there. My method of avoidance came down to not drinking too much water during the day. Other than the bathroom, nothing could draw me out of my tent at night.

Well, one day I was thirsty and had more to drink than I should have.

The result?

You guessed it — I needed to pee pretty bad by about 3 am.

Let me take you back a few hours though, to the afternoon. We were making camp that night at a spot that was to be shared with some of the park rangers. Earlier in the day, the rangers had brought a goat to camp. I thought they were taking this goat further on their journey and I didn’t think about it past that.

Well, guess what the rangers had for dinner?

That night, from the safety of the tent, we could hear the hyenas munching away on the leftovers. It was gruesome.

It also meant that I absolutely knew the hyenas were in the camp, right between me and the bathroom. Well, by 3 am, I was desperate and cared less about the hyenas than about my bladder.

However, we’d been strongly warned not to go out by ourselves. So, I asked my friend if she wanted to go on an adventure. She said no and advised I go back to sleep.

I tried; I really did. An hour later, I asked her again, “Isa, want to go on an adventure?”

Her answer hadn’t changed.

Just behind our tent were the dining cabin and a small hill. I was desperate. Really, my bladder was going to explode. I went just behind the tent, right up to that hill, and did my thing.

After, I went back into the tent and didn’t stray anywhere close to where the campfire had been, and the hyenas currently were. I was safe! I didn’t get eaten or attacked by anything. Basically, I was Superwoman!

The next morning we were packing up our stuff to go on that day’s safari when our guide casually asked if we had heard the lions the night before.

Nope, we hadn’t heard them. Apparently, they’d been close.

Their lair?

Just on the other side of the small hill behind the camp.

This one definitely goes on my list of crazy yet funny adventure stories!

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Lindsey in Moscow. Photo courtesy of Lindsey Puls.

7. Naked & Confused In Moscow

Naked and confused in Moscow? Yes, you read right. This is one of those funny vacation stories that you won’t forget…

I thought I knew all that there was to know about Russian banyas — until I found myself in Moscow, lying naked and sweating to death on a table in front of 12 other naked women of varying ages, who were all strangers to me, getting flogged with a couple of birch branches by a kind but very strong woman named Olga.

And I had actually paid for this beating. It’s all part of the experience!

In short, a banya is similar to a sauna. The biggest difference, though, is that a “banya” has high levels of humidity in it, while a sauna will have dry air. They’ve been a part of Russian life for over a thousand years.

Another interesting aspect of the Russian Banya is flogging using birch twigs ( venik ). This is supposed to benefit your health and improve your immune system, and honestly, if you have someone who knows what they are doing, it does feel really good.

I knew when I signed up for this that I would likely have to be naked for this flogging — I had done it before in a private bathhouse; however, this was my first time in a public banya, and I didn’t expect to be on display for the rest of the banya goers while it was happening! I was envisioning this to be a little more, ah, private?

But there I was, naked as the day I was born in front of everyone, getting smacked around by Olga as she shouted commands in Russian…which I imagine was something like, “Now, flip over! Raise your legs! Cover your boobs! Scoot your butt down further!”

Actually, though, I had no idea what she was saying. So, she gave up and just started pulling me and moving my naked body parts to where they needed to be — much to the amusement of everyone in the banya, who were not shy about their giggles!

Olga hit/massaged almost every square inch of my body with the branches. Then, once she was done, she led me by the hand to a shower area, sat me down, and threw a cold bucket of water over my head. And then a warm one, followed by another cold bucket. My body was thoroughly shocked after that!

Needless to say, this banya experience was a little less relaxing than my previous experiences with it; however, I still felt like a million bucks after it was done, and I will absolutely do it again.

– Lindsey from Have Clothes, Will Travel

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8. A Short Story About Traveling That’s Out Of This World (Literally)

When the weather starts to warm up we love heading to the beach for a few days. Any beach really, though Miami holds a special place in our family’s hearts. We even have a favorite hotel by the beach that we always stay at.

During one such trip, after a few days of being lazy on the beach and spending way too much time walking the boardwalk, we decided to go for a drive.

We rented a car for the day and drove to Key West. Our plan was to enjoy a scenic drive on Highway 1 and maybe try some key lime pie and head back, but the day turned out to be more memorable than that.

It was a breathtaking drive and we kept our eyes glued to the window. The scenery was gorgeous and felt like we were driving over water.

Driving from Miami to Key West takes about three hours on the scenic coastal Overseas Highway. When we were closer to Key West, suddenly Mr. Suburbia — aka my husband — stopped the car, grabbed his camera, and ran out looking up at the sky — leaving me looking at him bewildered.

After a few minutes of looking and pointing at a shiny object in the sky, he was pretty thrilled to announce he’d spotted a UFO. I should mention here that hubby loves his Sci-Fi movies and UFO shows — the likes of Project Blue Book — and strongly believes we are not alone.

We eventually got back in the car, stopped at a nearby store, and asked someone in the parking lot:

“Do you see that shiny thing in the sky?”

The man looked up and casually responded, “Do you mean that weather blimp?”

We came to find out later that what we saw in the sky was “Fat Albert” or a version of the radar aerostat blimp that the US Drug Enforcement Administration uses to keep an eye on shipping hereabouts.

The shiny object in the sky was not an unidentified flying object or alien craft but a weather blimp. It is one of the short funny travel stories that always come up when we talk about our trips.

It starts with one of the kids saying “Remember the time when dad thought he saw a UFO…?” and always makes us laugh.

– Priya from Outside Suburbia

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9. An Unpleasant Travel Experience With A Ghost Shrimp In Spain

When it comes to funny short travel stories, there is one I always love to tell.

A few years ago I had a wonderful trip to Andalucia, Spain, together with my family.

We spent hours road tripping to the best places in this region and enjoying Spanish culinary delights like fresh seafood and delicious produce. Grocery shopping at local markets was definitely a highlight of the trip.

To get around, we rented a car from a recommended company. We were lucky enough to receive a car of a better standard than what we ordered. It was a nicely-equipped van, with key-free unlocking, automatic doors, and a lot of space inside. Quite luxurious, I must say.

At one point during this one-week trip, we opened the door of our car and were met with a horrendous stench.  We almost passed out. Our first thought was that something must have died inside.

We noticed that the stench was coming from the trunk. It turned out that a little bit of liquid had escaped from the bag with fresh shrimps the evening before.

We tried to clean the trunk with cleaning supplies found in our rented apartment. Then we found out some homemade methods to remove the smell. Desperate, we even tried out a special freshener for domestic animal scents.

But, alas, the ghost of the dead shrimp was still there. For the rest of the trip, we drove with all of the windows open.

Before the last day, we headed to the gas station. I popped into the shop to look for car fresheners. My mom was more resolute and tried to have a conversation with the staff — note here that we’re Polish, and she can genuinely only say a few words in Spanish.

She pinched her nose, made a telling gesture, and said “car fish caput.” The service guy started to laugh but he luckily understood her. And after a short while, he came to our car with a huge specialist atomizer and sprayed all the interior. We were so grateful because the problem seemed to disappear.

But the awful smell came back the next day; the day of our departure.

Early in the morning, we left the apartment and headed to the car rental agency. We were stressed about what the agency’s employee would say about the smell and we were wondering if insurance would cover such an incident.

Luckily for us, the moment we locked the car on the agency parking while waiting for the service was the last time the car key-pilot worked. At that moment, the battery died. The car agency representative wasn’t able to open the car.

And because it was so early in the morning, the main office with the spare keys was still closed, and this guy was taking care of the parking only. He noticed we had purchased full car insurance and only asked if we refilled the gas tank.

When we returned home we found an email from the car rental agency with an appreciation note for using their services. So we assumed the weird smell was covered by the insurance. While back then we were embarrassed about that incident, we now look back at it with a smile.

Always purchase full insurance. You never know when a shrimp decides to escape.

– Dominika from Sunday in Wonderland

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10. A Massage In An Unexpected Place

This is one of those stories that will make you laugh!

I worked in Beijing for many years. I used to go to a place called Dragonfly for massages, which I really liked. One time I was in an area of Beijing that I was not familiar with and wanted a massage.

The local Dragonfly was just too complicated and far away to get to, so I decided to go elsewhere and try something different.

I remembered I had seen what appeared to be a massage parlor a few blocks from where I was staying, and I walked over. The location didn’t look exactly like the type of spa place I was familiar with.

I guess that should have been my first warning.

It had pictures of smiling women in the window that I supposed were the various massage therapists. Flashing neon lights in blues and reds decorated the outside.

To be honest, I felt a tad apprehensive but thought that was just because I had never been there before. I know from experience that many times things might feel strange in unfamiliar cultures, but once you dive in, chances are you’ll discover a wonderful new experience or location, or a delightful food you never tasted before.

With this in mind, I went in.

Inside I tried to communicate that I wanted a massage to the woman attendant. I rubbed my shoulders with kneading fingers pantomiming a massage. She disappeared into a dark room and quickly returned with another woman who asked me something in Chinese.

I repeated my pantomime and the two women engaged in a long and animated conversation behind a beaded curtain. I couldn’t understand what the confusion was.

Finally, they led me to a small, dimly lit room with what I took to be a massage table in the middle. I disrobed and lay face down on the table as I normally would.

A woman came in and started to give me a massage. It wasn’t a great massage but certainly adequate. After an hour the woman indicated the massage was over and gave me a cup of green tea. I paid, gave the lady a tip, and went back to my hotel.

The next day was Monday. Everyone came into the office discussing their weekend. I told my colleagues about my massage.

“Oh! Don’t tell me you went all the way to Dragonfly?!” a colleague asked surprised. I explained my massage experience at the spa a couple of blocks away.

After identifying the exact location, they told me that was a high-end brothel. Everyone had a good laugh at my expense. I suppose they’re still laughing.

-Talek from Travels With Talek  

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11. Hammock Hanging Newbie

One of my favorite funny short stories traveling happened when I spent a semester studying abroad in Cuba in 2009, which was actually my first international trip.

There are many beautiful things about Cuba, perhaps the best one being the peoples’ resilience and creativity in solving problems and getting by without having access to the things we take for granted.

I, in fact, had to learn some of that craftiness myself.

Not long after we arrived, I bought a hammock at an artisan market in Havana. I couldn’t wait to hang it up, and there was a perfect pair of trees on the grounds of the apartment-hotel where we were staying.

There was just one problem. I couldn’t find rope anywhere. I must have gone to five hardware stores. No rope to be found!

I ended up picking up some pieces of cloth and old electrical wires in a vacant lot. Now I thought I was good to go.

Back at the hotel, one of the security guards helped me out — thank goodness for the kindness of strangers — and I settled in with a Cuba Libre and my book to enjoy relaxing in the hammock for the first time. Until…

The cloth broke about 10 seconds later and I ended up on the ground covered in rum and Coke!

Along with my newfound security guard friend, we tried several more times to get it to stay hung, me falling on my butt several more times as well.

Two of my classmates apparently had quite the laugh watching from the window and had even taken a video of these failed attempts. Fortunately, that video got lost or erased somehow before it was shared with the whole group.

Undeterred, I ventured back out and found some thicker cables. With those, I finally succeeded in getting that hammock hung. I even carried it around much of the island and hung it on my porch back home in the US for years afterward with those same cables.

Lessons learned were that perseverance matters, always check your hammock is stable before trying to enjoy a drink in it, and if you’re unsure, make sure no one’s watching from the window!

– Adam from Cartagena Explorer

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12. A Road Trip With A Resilient Mouse

Here is an adventurous trip story that takes place in Death Valley National Park, which my friends and I thought got its name because nothing lives there.

While cooking dinner in the campground, one of us had an idea to open all the car doors in the evening to release the stale air inside.

This didn’t turn out to be a very good idea.

The next morning, we packed everything up and got ready to discover other parts of Death Valley, when suddenly a mouse jumped on my legs!

“Boys, we have a mouse in the car!” I screamed.

My brother turned to me disbelievingly. “What are you talking about?!”

I got a similar gaze from Jakub, who nervously asked, “Are you sure?”

The mouse quickly disappeared, and I was left trying to get the rest of the group to believe me.

The truth came out the next morning, though. Jakub grabbed a pack of pasta and it started to spill all over the car trunk. The mouse must have bitten a hole in it.

Now they believed me, and we set off on a mission to rid the mouse from the car.

Our first plan was to download a number of mobile apps producing squeaky anti-mouse sounds. In the evening, we opened everything possible and turned on our phones to maximum volume. After a while, we were going crazy due to this terrible sound. The mouse, on the other hand, didn’t mind at all and, I can only imagine, quietly laughed at us.

In the morning, we found more mouse damage — a leaking barrel of water had soaked half of our things, and the mouse had eaten through my headphones. Plus, we were starting to worry about the car’s electricity.

We decided our next step was to go to Walmart for traps. Before heading to bed we carefully filled the traps with cheese and spread them evenly throughout the car, eager to see if we captured the mouse by morning.

Unfortunately, when we woke up they were empty — and we found more holes in our packed food. There was pasta everywhere!

It was clear that if there was enough food in the car, the traps wouldn’t be interesting for her.

On the other hand, we understood the mouse. She probably hadn’t seen that much food in her entire life in Death Valley and suddenly there was this huge banquet! What mouse wouldn’t want to explore such a rodent paradise?

She traveled with us over 600 miles before we got to Yosemite National Park. This journey brought new hope to our struggle.

Bears rob 130 cars a year in Yosemite, so there are bear boxes in every campground. Therefore, we completely unloaded our car. Every crumb was removed.

It was our last hope. If it didn’t work, nothing would.

We set up the traps and went to sleep, and in the morning there she was, one of the fattest mice we’d ever seen. We agreed that’d she’d probably just had the most amazing “all-inclusive trip” of her life.

– Matěj from Czech the World

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13. An Unexpected Fall Into Crocodile-Infested Waters

If you’re looking for funny adventure stories that are also a bit scary — or even travel disaster stories — this one is for you.

Safari tourism hadn’t really taken off when we visited Malawi in 2010 during an overland trip through Africa.

Health and safety weren’t major considerations, and it was certainly a far cry from the safaris we did in South Africa , Tanzania, and Botswana.

Arriving at Liwonde National Park in the south of Malawi we were excited as we knew it was a great place to spot elephants.

We relied on our campsite to book a canoe safari for us. Luckily, as soon as we set off we spotted loads of elephants — and even hippos — along the shoreline.

The trip leader in the canoe behind us suddenly shouted to our guide. Then there was an unexpected bump and we were thrown out of the canoe.

Our canoe had been flipped by a hippo!

The moments that followed were a blur. Thankfully local fishermen had seen the commotion and came over to help. We knew that there were crocodiles in the water as well as hippos and wanted to get out as soon as possible. We managed to haul ourselves into the fishermen’s canoes and were paddled back to the shore.

Amazingly nobody had been hurt and we were very thankful to the local fishermen. While we were drying out, we were pretty shocked to be asked to pay for the trip. They finally settled for a 50% reduction and we paid with the wet notes from our wallet.

We weren’t traveling with smartphones in those days so finding a reputable tour company was a bit hit and miss.

Often, there are lessons to be learned through these stories of travel. These days we would recommend Googling reputable tour operators, although as with all wildlife adventures, always expect the unexpected!”

– Jacquie from Flashpacking Family

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14. Remembered By The TSA

One of my favorite short funny stories to tell is this one.

I traveled out of the Kansas City airport about every other week for the past three years.

Before I leave my house, I clean out the fridge and put any fruit that would go bad into a stasher bag.

I have TSA Precheck but have learned it’s just easier to pull it out of my purse into a bin and it won’t ever get questioned.

Last summer I was going through and the X-Ray guy says, “Hey! It’s strawberry girl!”

Then three others perked up and waved to me.

Except for that day, it was sliced peaches, and I felt like I let them down.

-Katie Boutwell, Katie B Traveling

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15. Confusion In Small-Town France

I feel like this is one of those relatable funny stories because who hasn’t ended up in the wrong location?

In 2019, my husband and I took a trip to France to attend the wedding of my former exchange student, Christelle.

The day after the wedding, we set off from our hotel to the small village of Montcourt-Fromonville to attend a luncheon for close friends and family.

Shortly after arriving in the small village, we happened to pass Christelle’s family gathered in a small parking lot. We wondered if we should stop, but they didn’t look settled, and Google Maps was continuing to direct us.

We drove further, and eventually, Google Maps did the thing where it says you have arrived, but you look around and don’t know where you’ve arrived to.

My husband and I were very confused. Per the invite, the destination was called Chateau de la Mairie de Montcourt-Fromonville, but there was no address associated with it. When I typed it into Google, it came up as being a city hall.

Looking around the vicinity, we did see a castle-looking building in the distance, but it seemed way too fancy for a luncheon. Plus, would Christelle really be having her luncheon at a city hall?

We turned around and decided to go back to the parking lot where we had originally seen Christelle and her family. Of course, when we got there, no one was outside anymore. We approached a residential building nearby, thinking perhaps the luncheon was at someone’s personal residence there and snooped around a little bit.

Unfortunately, there were no signs of any gatherings in this quiet building. As we walked away, I heard a voice behind us say, “Bonjour.”

Turning around, I spotted a woman I had never seen in my life and wondered how I would explain our apparent snooping in French.

“Nous cherchons une fete.” (We are looking for a party)

The woman continued to stare at me.

“Pas ici?” (Not here?)

The woman shook her head “no” with a confused look on her face. Feeling her eyes upon us, we immediately left before further damage could be done with my limited French.

Frustrated, we followed Google Maps back to the lovely castle-looking building. Now we saw more cars there, and we thought maybe that was the location after all.

Our suspicions were confirmed upon parking outside of the chateau “city hall” where we were relieved to finally find Christelle and her family.

We were very grateful this was such a small village. Otherwise, I’m not sure how much bad French I would have had to stumble through before finding the luncheon!

– Theresa from Fueled by Wanderlust

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16. An Unexpected Mountain Encounter

One of my most interesting vacation stories happened a few years ago. My younger brother and I decided to take a drive from Oklahoma City to the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge to see if we could get any photos of the bison herds that live there.

We couldn’t find any, unfortunately, but we did find some very ornery longhorn cows!

We drove up to the visitor’s center to get directions to where the bison were at the moment, but we couldn’t get out of the car. There was a small group of about four longhorns gathered around watching something. When we got close enough to see what was so exciting, we realized that there were two teenage-looking steers fighting with their horns locked!

We wanted to watch the fighting because it was so entertaining — and not what we were expecting — but we learned that it was a mistake when one almost knocked the other into our car.

We absolutely did not want to be stuck getting out and having to be around them without the protection of a two-thousand-pound SUV separating us, so we drove off.

But I’ll never forget the feeling in the pit of my stomach when I realized we could have been in a car accident where the longhorn hit us and not the other way around!

It’s one of the best funny road trip stories we often share with friends!

– Stephanie from Oklahoma Wonders

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Bonus Short Travel Stories

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8 Crazy NYC Subway Stories That Will Make You Hail A Cab

17 True Short Adventure Travel Stories To Inspire Your Next Trip

A Host’s Perspective: My Worst Airbnb Horror Stories

11 Epic Travel Fail Stories From The Road

18 Scary Travel Stories From Haunted Hotels To Creepy Cabins

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Losing and Finding My Way in Japan

by Norm Williams

For much of my career, I traveled the world as a salesman.  Our company hired people in each country we sold in to help with various duties. One year I went to Japan, and the sales agent chose the Kokusai Hotel in Kyoto for my stay due to the efficiency of its proximity to his office.  I left early on a calm, bright morning to find my way through a beautiful historic part of the city built in traditional Japanese style.   The cute, smiley hotel receptionist had written directions on a map, circled the area of my destination, and wrote out the address in Japanese in case I needed help.  Shyly, she said in broken Japanese-English and with her hand covering her mouth, “It’s in this area.  If you get lost, here’s the address.”  With an early start and a clear sense of direction, I felt comfortable about arriving on time – a business culture imperative in Japan. I thought I found the circled area on the map with ease.  I then compared the hand-written address to the kanji characters on the buildings to discern a match.  With no Japanese reading ability, I struggled as if trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphs without the Rosetta stone.  I soon realized, “I’m lost, and not just in the usual way when I’m at home in the U.S.  I’m lost without local reading or speaking ability, not knowing anyone in the city to go to for help, and a cell phone without reception in this country to call my sales agent.”  Bewildered and disappointed that I could not find the way on my own, I began to wander.  I looked for help among the passers-by. 

I used my ignorant foreigner look, which I had patented around the world — the clueless, helpless, American businessman who is hopelessly lost, out of his element, and pleading for some host country compassion. I tentatively approached a businessman, presumably walking to work.  Being deep in thought, I surprised him as a foreigner.  But, kindly, he took pity on me. He looked at the address and, after a long pause, said, while shaking his head side-to-side, “Aaannnooo.”  To me, this sounded like, “I don’t know.”  Later I learned that “anno” is the Japanese form of “mmmm.”   We parted with a mutual look of apology.  I continued to beg for help as I disrupted Kyoto’s quiet, morning street routine.  A coffee shop appeared to be a prospect for a captive audience of potential helpers.  A lone, older man, enjoying his coffee and newspaper, sat in the corner, isolated.  I cornered him.  He had no choice but to help.   He took a long, discerning look at the address, then the map, then the address, then the map again.  He pointed to a spot on the map with an air of precision and confidence.  But beneath his veneer of clarity and calm, I thought I saw a man pinning a tail on a donkey piñata while blindfolded.  Time to move on, I thought. I learned later-on that addresses in Japan are codes to unravel.  They indicate a ward, a district within the ward, a subsection of the district called a chome, a block number within the chome, and, finally, a building number.  In Japan, they number buildings in the order of their construction. They are not in numerical order as in the U.S.  The address I looked for could be located anywhere on the block, not somewhere in sequence. In place of a conventional numbered street address, an address in Japan could read like this in the U.S.:  “Go down this alleyway, take

a right at the nightclub, continue past the graveyard, and it’s the red door on the right after the old oak tree.”    Next, I found a lady pulling boxes on a cart.  I guessed that a delivery person would know the area well.  After quickly reviewing the address, she waved me hurriedly in another direction as if she knew exactly where to go.  We eventually reached her old van in front of a gas station.  She took out a map. As she looked at it for a long time, a deep crease began to form in her forehead. Her air of confidence became a look of “I don’t know.”  Fortunately, her fellow worker, who sensed the problem, stepped in, analyzed the address and map, and then pointed with the certainty of a commanding general to an area of buildings across the street.  My translation of her gesture, however, was:  “It’s somewhere over there!”  Another pin-the-tail moment. By now, I trusted no one walking the street.  So, I waved down an expert – a taxi driver.  His response to reading the address was an elongated samurai grunt and finger-pointing fit in Japanese-English, “Why are you taking a taxi?  It is around here.  We don’t need to drive anywhere!”  But I could detect uncertainty in his expressions as he desperately tried to help me.  I responded to him in my best, polite international English that I had learned works around the world – simple words pronounced slowly and loudly with a local accent as if the person cannot hear me well enough. In English with a Japanese accent, I said,  “Pleeease driiiive meee tooo theee ahdresssss ah.  I wiiill paaay youuuu eeeeven if it iiis aaacross the streeeeet.”  Then it dawned on me that he did not understand any of my Japanese accented English.  So, I resorted to the universal sign language of desperation conveyed with an American G I Joe gusto that said through body gestures, “I don’t want to walk there.  I am very late!  Please drive me even if it costs $50 to go 10 feet!”

He interpreted my gestures differently from what I meant because he zoomed off with me towards the center of town.  He tossed me what looked like a Japanese language guide-book to the city with pictures of landmarks and pages of street maps.  It was like he was giving me a tour of the town as he pointed to various places.  Perceiving the misadventure ahead, I emphasized my unwavering interest in going to the phantom address by vigorously and repeatedly pointing at the address written on the paper.  He responded with more grunts mixed with smiles as if saying, “You can point all you want.  You are my prisoner.” After many miles, we arrived back where we began the city tour and parked outside the gas station.  A determined and, apparently, a compassionate man, the driver did not want to let me down now.  He went to the gas station’s workers and pulled them together for a conference.  For what seemed like an eternity, they diligently researched maps, considered directories, animatedly discussed possible locations, and pointed in various directions. Then the gas station workers appeared to bow to each other in a humble celebration. Grandly, one of them stepped forward from the group and pointed to a building directly across the street. In the same direction that the cart puller’s fellow worker had gestured to, and the taxi driver told me about, I wondered, in despair, “Could it be that the building was, all this time, just over there, and I hadn’t listened to them?” The elated cab driver, who dearly wanted to finish the job, eagerly waved me into the taxi.  Ecstatic, I jumped in.  With a simple U-turn, he would deliver me to the door of the building across the street.  But, of course, that would be too simple. We drove in Japan, and the strict traffic laws overrode any sense of simplicity. My cab driver pulled out, zoomed off, took a dozen or so turns down one-way streets, and we finally pulled up to the building that was across

the street. I could have walked back and forth between the building and gas station twenty times while in the cab.  Gratefully, I paid the taxi driver a ransom for my release plus a tip for the city tour.  As I walked into my sales agent’s office sixty minutes late, his lady assistant graciously approached me, saying, “He is waiting for you at the Kokusai hotel to bring you here.”  “Oh My God! What message did I miss that told me to wait there?” I thought in anguish. “I spoke with a half dozen Japanese, disrupted their morning routine, struggled endlessly to understand them, walked many city blocks, traveled unnecessary miles, felt the helplessness and hopelessness of being lost, arrived an hour late, and I only had to wait for the sales agent to quickly and efficiently take me to his office! Feeling quite humble, I entered the meeting room and sat down at the conference table. My sales agent began to speak, and I listened carefully to his direction.

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From Cannons To Creepy Cats, Harvest Hosts Members Share Their Best Camping Stories

Regardless of age, we all love good camping stories. As kids, we remember spooky stories around the campfire . As adult RVers with a firmer grasp of the supernatural, spooky stories tend to revolve more around slides that won’t extend and leveling jacks that won’t come up than they do about things that go bump in the night. 

RV LIFE recently partnered with Harvest Hosts to hear a few camping stories from Harvest Hosts members. The winners were awarded RV LIFE Pro subscriptions and Harvest Hosts membership extension. Here is a recap of those stories and more.

Of China Bombs and Corn Cannons

Our 1st place contest winner related the following story that is both frightening and humorous. Every RVer can relate to the fear, and relief, in this story.

Funniest Camping Stories 1st Place Winner

By now, everyone has probably heard of “China Bombs”—those tires that come with a brand new camper that most RV buyers feel you should change out before taking any long trips with your new RV. Well, we did not replace the brand new tires and were in the midst of our second long trip. As I was very aware of potential issues, I was very careful with maintaining correct pressures and monitoring the RV tires while traveling. I was also very wary and paranoid that something was going to go wrong. As we were pulling into a Harvest Hosts winery for our one night stay, I was taking in the beautiful grounds while getting directions on where to park. Just as I pulled around to back into our spot, I heard a loud BOOM!  Immediately, I jumped up and thought, “ Dagnabit, we’ve just had a blow-out!” I hopped out to survey the damage, only to hear the winery Host say, “ Let me shut that thing off for ya” . Apparently they have a corn cannon that blasts randomly to scare crows out of the field…..and RVers out of their shorts!  Wow! Feeling much happier, we got parked easily, had a great night tasting their wares, and got an excellent night’s sleep, uninterrupted by either blow-outs or corn cannons.

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Donkey Quake Eddie

Our 2nd place winner in the RV LIFE & Harvest Hosts camping story contest relates their shaking tale of Eddie the donkey.

Funniest Camping Stories 2nd Place Winner

This past spring we arranged to stay at a Harvest Hosts farm location in South Carolina. The farm Hosts were gracious and welcoming. We were able to purchase well-made alpaca hats and socks from their gift shop. The highlight of the visit was touring the small farm, participating in a few “chores” by feeding the goats and alpacas, and enjoying the company and antics of a mini donkey named Eddie.    We settled in for the night, thankful for the crisp air and quiet country atmosphere. About 3 a.m., we were awakened by the vigorous rocking of our 24-ft. motorhome. I need to mention that my husband and I are earthquake magnets, having lived through large earthquakes in Chile, Turkey, Egypt, and Mexico. Did we really just attract an earthquake to South Carolina?    After what seemed an eternity, the rocking paused and we discovered that Eddie was just in need of a good back scratch, which he was able to satisfy on the railing of the bike rack attached to the RV. We had a good laugh, our fears allayed for the time being. I can’t say we were able to return to peaceful slumber, however. Eddie had discovered a good thing, and he returned numerous times to the bike rack to satisfy his need for a good scratch. It made for a funny memory, and we hope to be able to return again someday. This time we will come armed with some “anti-itch” cream for Eddie!

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Cute, Creepy, or Just Curious

Cats are curious, and depending on your affinity for them, can also be creepy or cute. This Harvest Hosts Member shares their story about a vineyard cat that was all three.

Funniest Camping Stories 3rd Place Winner

My first time using Harvest Hosts was at a beautiful vineyard. The entire staff was kind and helpful, and even the cat greeted me when I arrived. With two cats of my own, I appreciated the additional attention for our feline Host. With the onset of storms later that night, I pulled the RV under some cover, opened some windows, and prepared my window fan the best I could. During the night, it did get a bit humid and warm, and my two kitty travel companions slept under a second open window next to me. We fell asleep to the heat lightning show as we looked out our front windshield, overlooking the vineyard. I awoke suddenly to the low growl of my kitten and an amazing downpour of a thunderstorm. My little guy never growled like that, so I looked around, and with a flash of lightning, could see the vineyard cat at the open window!   I said, “ Nope you can’t come in ” as she greeted us by stepping inside. I gently pushed her back out and closed the window enough to keep her out. She pouted and then laid down on the back truck bed cover next to our window. I woke at sunrise to her still there. Super cute, but like a shadow, I couldn’t move my truck and trailer until the owners got her inside the wine tasting room. I think she wanted to come with us, but my two cats are enough, and I didn’t need another kitty stowing away with us. I snapped a picture of her, texted my husband good morning, and left for the road soon after. Very memorable, great wine, and a wonderful Host family as a first Harvest Hosts experience that I’ll never forget. Off to a great start!

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It’s clear that Harvest Hosts Members are having some unique experiences. The only way to create those great memories is to get out there and hit the road.

Harvest Hosts Members are enjoying their camping stories even more by planning their RV trip ahead of time with RV LIFE Pro. By adding your Harvest Hosts locations to your RV LIFE Trip Wizard trip, you can build a complete trip and create an RV-safe route to get there. What will your next camping story be?

Looking to set out on a trip with Harvest Hosts? With over 7,000 unique locations inside of the Harvest Hosts network, there’s an adventure for everyone. Join Harvest Hosts now to save 15% off of your first year of membership with the code TRIPWIZARD .

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Scary and Funny Campfire Stories: A Guide to Tales for Adults and Kids

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Gathering around a campfire is one of the most magical parts of any camping trip. The crackling fire, the starry sky, and the circle of friends or family set the perfect stage for campfire stories. Whether you're interested in scary campfire stories to send shivers down everyone's spine, or funny campfire stories to get everyone laughing, this guide has got you covered. You'll also find a mix of other tales, specifically campfire tales, that strike a balance between the two. So whether you're looking for a story to tell at a campfire for adults or kids, you're in the right place! Stay tuned for tips, examples, and all you need to become the star storyteller of your next camping trip.

Table of Contents

  • -> Scary Campfire Stories: How to Terrify Your Friends Safely
  • -> Funny Campfire Stories: Get Everyone Laughing
  • -> Campfire Tales: A Blend of the Scary and the Funny
  • -> How to Craft a Scary Story to Tell at a Campfire
  • -> Best Stories to Tell at a Campfire: Top Picks
  • -> Campfire Stories for Adults: Mature Themes and Spooky Twists
  • -> Campfire Stories for Kids: Age-Appropriate and Fun
  • -> How to Become a Campfire Storytelling Pro
  • -> Frequently Asked Questions

Scary Campfire Stories: How to Terrify Your Friends Safely

  • Know Your Audience: Make sure everyone around the fire is okay with a scary story. If you have younger campers or those who don't like to get scared, you might want to skip to funny campfire stories or general campfire tales.
  • Setting: A story's scariness is amplified by its surroundings. Darker environments usually make for better scary stories to tell when camping.
  • Content: Keep the content age-appropriate. There are scary campfire stories for adults and campfire stories for kids. Make sure you choose the right one.
  • Ending: While scary stories should have a twist, try to end on a somewhat lighter note to make sure nobody is too frightened to sleep.

Funny Campfire Stories: Get Everyone Laughing

  • Structure: A good funny story has a beginning, a middle, and a punchline. Set up the situation, build it up, and then deliver the funny twist.
  • Timing: Comedy is all about timing. Pause before you deliver the punchline to build anticipation.
  • Relatability: Pick stories or scenarios that are relatable to your audience. The more they can see themselves in the story, the funnier it will be.
  • Exaggeration: Make things larger than life. Exaggeration is a key element in funny campfire stories.

Campfire Tales: A Blend of the Scary and the Funny

  • Begin with Atmosphere: Set a mysterious or spooky mood to make your audience think it's going to be a scary story.
  • Plot Twist: Just when they least expect it, throw in a hilarious twist that lightens the mood.
  • Characters: Create memorable characters who start off scary but end up being funny, or vice versa.
  • Pacing: Know when to switch between scary and funny to keep your audience engaged.

How to Craft a Scary Story to Tell at a Campfire

  • Find Inspiration: Use myths, legends, or even personal experiences as your starting point for scary stories to tell when camping.
  • Characters: Create compelling characters that your audience can relate to. This adds an extra layer of realism.
  • Setting: A well-described setting can make your story more immersive. Imagine narrating a tale set in an abandoned cabin in the woods or a haunted lake.
  • Plot: Build tension with a sequence of events that lead to a climactic moment. The ending should ideally have a twist that leaves your audience astonished.

Best Stories to Tell at a Campfire: Top Picks

  • Scary: Urban legends and folklore, like 'The Hook' or 'Bloody Mary,' make for great scary campfire stories.
  • Funny: Anecdotal tales, perhaps from your own camping experiences, can serve as funny campfire stories that engage both kids and adults.
  • For Kids: Classic fables and fairy tales, such as 'The Tortoise and The Hare,' can be great campfire stories for kids.
  • For Adults: Mystery and suspense stories can make for enthralling scary campfire stories for adults.

Campfire Stories for Adults: Mature Themes and Spooky Twists

  • Mystery and Suspense: Stories like Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Tell-Tale Heart' can be a great pick. The suspense holds everyone's attention till the last moment.
  • Psychological Thrillers: Themes involving mind games or puzzles can be thrilling and thought-provoking.
  • Real-life Anecdotes: True crime or survival stories can make for gripping campfire stories for adults without going into the supernatural.
  • Classic Horror: Stories from masters of horror like H.P. Lovecraft can offer complex narratives and deeper themes.

Campfire Stories for Kids: Age-Appropriate and Fun

  • Folktales: Stories like 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' or 'The Three Little Pigs' are not only entertaining but also offer moral lessons.
  • Adventure Stories: Stories involving treasure hunts or explorations are usually a hit with children and can spark their imagination.
  • Funny Stories: Light-hearted, funny campfire stories that involve animals or quirky characters can keep the mood upbeat.
  • Myths and Legends: Kid-friendly adaptations of myths like 'Hercules' or 'King Arthur' can introduce them to different cultures in an exciting way.

How to Become a Campfire Storytelling Pro

  • Know Your Audience: Tailor your story according to the age and interests of the listeners. This is crucial whether you're choosing campfire stories for adults or for younger ears.
  • Use Props: Small flashlights, sound effects, or even hand gestures can add a whole new dimension to your storytelling.
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4 Funny Campfire Stories For Family

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As I was sitting around the campfire with my kids last summer, I was reminded of when I was a kid.

My dad would always tell us some these funny stories that were family-friendly (and some that weren’t).

I only remembered a couple of these stories, so I decided to look some more up and share these 4 funny campfire stories for the family.

These stories can be read right off your phone or printed off to carry with you.

I prefer memorizing the stories if I can.

Even if the words change slightly, getting your nose out of the text allows you to give the stories some life.

Read for more details and relevant source links for each story below.

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Table of Contents

1) GHOST OF THE WHITE EYE

Time to tell: 5 minutes

Age Level: 5+ years old

Source: First heard from my dad

Once there was an old, abandoned house that was rumored to be haunted.  

Every summer kids would go into the house and try to stay one night in the creepy place.

Without fail, none lasted the night before they ran out crying and screaming about a ghost that lived there.

It was said that whoever could stay the night there and reach the attic of the old house was sure to be the bravest kid who ever lived.

One day, three young kids decided to go there together and reach that attic and stay the night.

They entered the house just as the sun was setting and walked into the living room.

Spiders and cobwebs were everywhere.

The wooden floors creaked as the three walked across the threshold.

Then they heard a voice and a spectral figure:

I am the ghost the white eye. I SEE YOU! Leave this house NOW and never return.

One of the children gave a cry and ran from the house leaving only two.

The other two stood their ground as the ghost faded away.

Shaken, they proceeded up the stairs to the second floor.

On the second floor, they found broken furniture everywhere.

There were old pictures of a family that lay shattered in their frames on the floor.

As the two walked down the hall, they heard the voice and saw the figure:

I am the ghost of the white eye. I SEE YOU! Leave this house NOW and never return.

Another of the children cried out and ran from the house leaving only the one behind.

As the ghost faded, the last child took a breath and walked on.

He walked into the dingy attic and was surprised to find nothing there.

When he turned around to leave again, the ghost was blocking his path and glaring at him.

The ghost moaned:

The brave boy said:

“You know what. You better shut your mouth or I’m gonna make you the ghost of the black eye!”

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2) THE UNLUCKY MAN

Length: 7-10 minutes

Age: 8+ years old

Source: lawngnome1, Reddit

Once, there was a man who lived in a beautiful log cabin.

He seemed to have everything but was never happy.

The man believed it was because he was unlucky (but in fact it was because he was bored.)

One day he had enough, and he went to a very old and wise woman to find out why he was not lucky.

The old and wise woman thought about it and told him he must visit God and ask him that question.

“Where do I find God?” the man asked.

“Travel to the West until you reach the end of the world and there you will find God,” said the Old woman.

So the man set off to find God and ask why he was not lucky.

He walked for a day, he walked for a week, he walked for a month, and he even walked for a year until he came to a clearing which was surrounded by wolves.

On one side were these strong and vicious looking wolves.

On the other was a small scrawny wolf.

The man decided to walk towards the scrawny wolf.

As he passed, the wolf asked, “Where are you going?”

“I am going to visit God and ask him why I have no luck,” answered the Man.

“Interesting. If you find him, can you please ask why I am not as strong and as vicious as my brothers,” asked the Wolf.

“Of course,” the man answered, and he walked off.

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He walked for a day, he walked for a week, he walked for a month, and he walked for a year until he got to a beautiful forest.

The trees were vast and stretched far up into the sky but in a small clearing was a short leafless tree with thin branches.

As the man walked by, the tree called out, “Excuse me! Where are you going?”

“I am going to visit God and ask him why I have no luck.”

“Fascinating. If you find God, can you ask him why I am not as tall and strong as my brothers?” the tree asked.

“Of course,” answered the man, and he walked off.

He walked for a day, he walked for a week, he walked for a month, and he walked for a year until he came to a small blue house.

Surrounding this house was a beautiful garden filled with vibrant colors and bright flowers.

From inside the house came the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen.

On seeing the man, the woman invited him in for dinner and to spend the night.

The man agreed and enjoyed a wonderful feast cooked to perfection by the woman.

As they ate, the man told his story, and, at the end, the woman asked, “That is a lovely story. If you find God, can you ask him why I am so lonely?”

“Of course I can,” answered the man.

Then he went to bed.

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The next day he set off and walked to the West.

He walked for a day, he walked for a week, he walked for a month, and he walked for a year until finally, he reached the end of the world.

There sitting on a cloud, fishing, was God.

The man called out, “Excuse me. But God, can you tell me why I have no luck?”

God looked up and said, “You have all the luck you need. It is all around you; you just don’t notice it. Be more observant and you will find your luck.”

This made sense to the man, and he began to ask the other questions he had promised, but God just raised his hand. “There is no need to ask the questions. I already know what they are for I know everything.”

God whispered the answers into the man’s ear.

The man thanked God and began to walk home.

He arrived first at the beautiful woman’s house and knocked on the door.

The woman was overjoyed to see him and asked him for her answer. “God told me why you are so lonely. You must get married.”

“Of course. It makes sense. Will you marry me?” the woman asked the man.

“I am sorry. I cannot for I must find my luck. But the first nice man I see, I will send back to you,” answered the man.

With that, he continued home until he reached the beautiful forest.

The small tree saw him and asked for his answer. “The reason you are small and have no leaves is that buried beneath your roots is a chest full of gold. It is blocking you from receiving nutrients.”

“Of course, that makes sense. Please, some workmen left shovels over there. If you dig up the chest, you can keep the gold inside,” said the tree.

“I am sorry; I cannot for I must find my luck. But the first strong man I see, I shall send back,” replied the man and with that he continued on his way home.

He reached the clearing of the wolves and the small scrawny wolf asked him for his answer. “The reason you are small and scrawny is that you do not eat enough. You must eat the first big, stupid animal you see.”

And the wolf did.

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3) THE CHICKEN IN THE LIBRARY

Length: 2 minutes

Age: 4+ years old

Source: Reading Interrupted

A chicken crossed the road and walked into a library.

She walked right up to the Librarian and said, “Book, book, book!” The librarian, at a loss for what exactly to do, hands the chicken a book. It leaves the library.

The next day, the chicken comes in again and returns the book. “Book, book, book!” it crows.

The librarian, confused, hands the chicken another book, and the fowl leaves.

The third day, the chicken returns again.

After placing the book on the counter, it crows, “Book, book, book!”

The librarian hands it over.

With her curiosity risen, the librarian follows the chicken at a distance this time.

Across the road, over the bridge, and into the swamp, the librarian follows the chicken.

Finally, the chicken stops at a pond where a little green frog is waiting.

The chicken hands the book to the frog who looks at the bird expectantly.

The frog croaks, “Read it, read it, read it!”

* You need to really own the animal sounds to get this joke across.

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4) THE COFFIN

Length: 3 minutes

Age: 7+ years old

Source: Scary for Kids

Once, there was a man who went for a late night walk when a storm rolled in.

He wanted to get home before the rain came, so he took a shortcut through a graveyard.

As he walked past the gates into the graveyard, he heard a clunking sound behind him.

Terrified, he walked faster without turning around, but the sound continued to follow him.

Finally, he stopped and turned around.

Coming down the path was a wooden coffin, standing up and moving towards him.

Bump, bump, bump, bump…

The man was shocked. He turned and ran down the path and fled the graveyard.

As he turned down the street, he looked behind.

The coffin was still following, faster and faster.

Bump! Bump! Bump!  Bump!

The man’s breath was coming in heaves.

He sprinted into his house and slammed the door shut.

He locked the door and ran to his closet to pull out a shotgun.

With a crash, the door fell down, and the coffin entered the doorway.

The man raised his gun and fired.

The gunshot blew off the coffin’s door showing the skeleton underneath.

BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!

The man cowered and crawled backward into the bathroom.

He reached in his medicine cabinet and threw everything he had at the coffin.

BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP!!!!!!!

He held the last item in his hand: cough syrup.

He flung it right at the skeleton.

And the coffin stopped.

TIPS FOR TELLING FUNNY CAMPFIRE STORIES

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Telling funny campfire stories in a good way isn’t hard to do.

There are several practical suggestions you can follow to be successful:

  • Memorize the story
  • Insert pauses at dramatic places
  • Do voices for different characters
  • Make eye contact with the audience
  • Watch professional storytellers
  • Commit to the characters

Related Reading: 9 Tips for Better Storytelling

Sharing these 4 funny campfire stories for the family is a great way to spend part of your camping trip.

Telling the stories (and others) can be a great tradition that sticks with your kids for the rest of their lives.

I still remember some stories my family shared around the fire.

I hope you consider sharing these ones with your family.

If you like telling stories, there are a lot of books out there to look at.

I like these 15 Tales For Shivers And Giggles in particular.

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Now get out there and enjoy the fresh air!

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Zach has been an outdoor enthusiast since childhood when he joined the Cub Scouts of America. Since then, he's spent a lot of time camping with his wife, three boys, and dog.

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These campfire stories are either funny from start to finish, or appear to be scary but finish with a silly ending. Some are just plain corny, and that's okay, too!

Enjoy! If you don't see your favorite campfire story listed, or know a different version, please submit!

A Long Way To Go

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A Tale Of Two Pets

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A Wildebeestly Problem

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Ale’s Well That Ends Well

Two workmen were sitting in a pub drinking and arguing about which pub they should visit next. “The Rose and Crown’s the closest,” said the first workman. “No, the Elephant and Castle is closer!” said the second workman. So they decided to go to the Elephant and Castle. On their way to the pub, a ferocious lion, which had escaped …

Alexander’s Dilemma

The armies of Alexander the Great were greatly feared in their day, but there was one problem that they had that almost defeated them. Alexander could not get his people to staff meetings on time. He always held the meetings at 6:00PM each day after the day’s battle was done, but frequently his generals either forgot or let the time …

Bloody Finger

There once was a family a long time ago that went on vacation. A mother, father, Brother, Sister and last but not least a small baby. After a long day of sight seeing and traveling the family decides to check into a local hotel. They’d checked out all the surrounding areas and the hotels were all full. Finally they come …

Buford At The Bank

Buford, a fairly handsome Southern Bullfrog, hops into a bank lobby one day, brief case neatly tucked under his right foreleg. Buford hops up to the first open teller window and sits down in front of a teller, Miss Mary Greene. He announces, “I need a loan.” Miss Greene, not wanting to look too uncool with this frog talking to …

Dances With Cucumbers

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Dogs In The Wild West

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Down In The Sea

Fred Herring’s best friend was Waylon Whale. They always played together. Their friendship was well known all over the ocean. One day Waylon decided that he would like to take a trip to the Gulf of California, but Fred, fearing earthquakes, decided not to go with him but to stay in Puget Sound. A few weeks later in school, an …

During The French Revolution

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Farmer Jones And The Big Quake

On a bright and sunny morning in May, Farmer Jones went out to plow his fields. He led old Bessie, his plow horse, out of the barn and hitched her up to the plow. The aroma of newly plowed earth wafted behind him as he produced a ruler straight furrow across the field. Suddenly his reverie was broken as a …

Freddy Fish

Freddy Fish and Sam Clam were the best of friends, and did everything together. One day, though, both perished in a freak mishap. Freddy Fish went to heaven, and immediately looked around for his best friend. Not finding him, he asked St. Peter where Sam was. “Sorry, he didn’t make it in.” “You mean he’s down there?” asked Freddy. “Yes.” …

Frogs N’ Flies

It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad, when all of a sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing hysterically. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter. Later in the day, the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As …

Bears and Blueberries Some years ago back when I was working in a fishing camp up in the outback of the Saguenay region of Quebec sometimes in our spare moments a couple of us would go for blueberries which we gave to the cook. She made great desserts for the customers, and us too. Now in these blueberry barrens, black …

Haunted Hotel

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Help Out A Buddy

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John Tate’s Compass

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Just a Hike in the Woods

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Just A Pain In The Neck

Once there was this Indian who found that every time he bent over to pick up the paddle for his canoe, he’d get this terrible crick in his back. He went to see the doctor the next time he was in town, and the doctor said, “If this happens to you again, simply grasp the paddle with both hands, shove …

Legend of the Vinder Viper

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Lions And Seagulls

Dr. P. Lumb, quite proud of his academic degrees in genetics, physics, and marine biology. For the past several years, he has been working on a potion that eliminates the aging process. Before he tests it on a human subject, he chooses to test it on an animal with the mental capacities closest to a person, and so picks a …

Monkey house

Brad, Anny, and Carl were in front of the town’s oldest house. Brad dared Anny to go in for an hour, while Carl promised her 10 dollars if she did. Anny went in, and heard a voice say, “I’ve gotcha where I want ya, and now I’m gonna eat ya. She was scared, but she just figured it was Brad …

On The Train

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My Funny Camping Gone Wrong Adventure

Let’s just say that when it comes to camping there can sometimes be a steep learning curve! A lot of people who decide to go camping picture themselves hitching a tent like they were born in the wilderness! They roll out all their tools and magically, in a few minutes their tent is up and looking as cozy as can be. They picture themselves rubbing a few sticks together and viola! there’s a cozy fire to sit by. Or maybe they plan their trip thinking to themselves “Oh, it’s spring, the weather will be warm!” and visualize themselves relaxing under their  portable camping umbrella  enjoying a few Z’s in the sun.

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Camping is a lot more difficult than relaxing under a portable camping umbrella, especially when it rains!

Well, not to burst anyone’s bubble, but allow me to let you in on a not so well kept secret: Camping can be hard! Sometimes in one trip everything that could possibly go wrong does! So, here’s the good news, you’re not alone! Allow me to tell you a personal short story that captures my own camping experience. And yes, there are a few laugh-out-loud moments that every camper can relate to.

During a camping trip last October me and a few friends packed up our bags for a two-day camping adventure. Although we knew that the weather forecast was showing to be a bit rainy we decided to go anyway! Thinking to ourselves that we weren’t wimps, but young and brave, we threw our bags in the trunk of my car and headed out to the local camp site.

When we got there we set up our tent in a record ten minutes and were all smiles and high-fives. Patting ourselves on the back for a job well done we decided it was time for a little hike before the sun set. As we climbed around in the woods it started to drizzle, rain, and finally downpour! We all ran back to camp with soppy shoes and some dampened spirits but decided we were going to try and make a little dinner, in the rain, anyway. Another adventure and another mistake! One of my friends humored us by holding a dinky umbrella over our sad little fire that tried fiercely not to putter out, but it did! Where was our JoeShade camping umbrella when we needed one?

After the cooking disaster we all took to our tents and dined on snack bars! Thank goodness we had plenty of those! After a while, we decided to crawl into our sleeping bags and wait out the storm. To our unpleasant surprise, our blankets were soaked! Yikes! There was a hole in the corner of our tent that was letting in all the rain. We might as well have not even been inside a tent for all the good this one was doing us!

After an hour we packed up our bags, broke down the tent and officially called off our camping trip. We decided laying out some sleeping bags in my living room and watching a movie was adventurous enough for us that night!

What a fiasco, but we managed to find the humor in our disaster and vowed to try again, this time on a sunny day!  Lesson learned: rain can be a campers worst nightmare for a poorly equipped group of first time campers! Next time, we’re making sure we’ve got good weather, the right tent and our portable camping umbrella to keep us protected while we’re roughing it!

What’s your funny camping story you’d like to share?

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Hilarious Camping Fails That’ll Give You The Laugh You Need

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Camping can be an affordable way to enjoy a family vacation. It can also be an easy escape from the hustle and bustle, if only for a couple of days. If everything goes as planned, that is.

Sometimes, however, Mother Nature has a mood swing. Other times, you forget to pack something crucial. No matter what the reason, experiencing a major fail on a camping trip is no fun … unless it’s somebody else’s fail, perhaps.

Check out these amusing, entertaining and sometimes pitiful camping mishaps we found across social media. Have you ever experienced any of these fails yourself?

Snooping Around

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There are reasons why people advise against leaving stray food around at your camp site. After all, that can attract wild animals. And we don’t mean squirrels or deer. Let’s just hope there was no one in the tent when this bear showed up.

That’s a nice cute tent and all, and you don’t necessarily need to be out in the woods to use one, but you won’t exactly be protected from the elements if you use this one. At least the tent makes for a great photo.

This Looks Like The Perfect Spot

When you find the perfect spot at the edge of the campground. And then you read the sign on the other side of the handy pole there. And then the powers that be ask you to move your entire camp. Twitter user Kellie Rich showed off this fail that could’ve been avoided with a little more reading!

Please Wear Sunscreen

These women might need to cover up. Oh, their outfits are cute, the bigger worry comes from if they’re not wearing sunscreen. Not to mention, when the sun sets the temperature will get a lot colder, so it may just be better for them to have a warmer set of clothes.

Overpopped Popcorn

Missy Shana decided to immortalize one of her camping misadventures with a Tweet. Cooking on an open fire can be difficult for some foods. The best example of that is probably Miss Shana’s charred popcorn in her skillet. It looks like there are some good bits, they just ended up all over the ground.

Why Secure The Tent?

Water can be at least partially to blame for many camping fails. Even if it doesn’t rain, you could find yourself in a murky situation. This is especially true if you forget your tent poles. On Instagram, @the_wild_folks showed what happens when your pop-up tent unexpectedly becomes a boat. Have we mentioned that tent poles are very important?

Rain Or Shine

Again, this probably isn’t the best attire for a camping trip. On the surface, it looks like they’re prepared for warm weather or rain, but their rain preparedness isn’t exactly that helpful. When going camping it’s a better idea to wear hiking boots for the rain. They also help under normal circumstances. Although, for the sun they’re fine, as long as they have sunscreen.

A Prickly Situation

It pays to pay attention where you lay down when you’re going to sleep while camping. And that is especially true when you’re an active sleeper. Don’t want to roll into something that might heart you. Well… at least this guy seems used to the pain.

It can be pretty difficult identifying dangerous plants. Of course, you’re not going to just eat random berries you find in the forest. And you’re not going to touch anything with obvious thorns. But finding out what’s poison oak isn’t quite as easy. Instagramer @aprileshowerswv figured that out the hard way.

A Soggy Surprise

If you’re ever planning on going on a camping trip, make sure to check the weather forecast beforehand. Otherwise you might end up camping in an area that suffers from inclement weather. Something like, perhaps, minor flooding. At the very least don’t camp next to a river. That way you won’t wake up floating in it the following morning.

Watch Where You Drop Your Gear

You’d think you wouldn’t have to worry about your phone getting wet unless its raining or your near a body of water. Well, you’d be wrong. If you’re not paying attention, you could throw your phone into a puddle on your lawn chair… who took this picture?

Overnight Camping Vs. Sleepovers

When you’re camping overnight, even in a larger group in a field like here, you should always come prepared. Although, it seems as though these two only brought a pair of stuffed animals and a tent. It just seems as though they are woefully unprepared for a night out like this.

When A Tornado Hits Your Campground

It started out as a relaxing camping trip for @stephnicks08, who shared her own scary camping mishap on Instagram. The trip ended as a run-for-your-life experience. She and her fellow campers fled from a tornado that hit the area and spent the night in a hotel, instead.

Becoming One with Nature

When you camp, you want to get closer to nature. But how close, and what sort of nature are we talking about? Reddit user burnz_J_ woke up to find a bear’s massive paw print outside their tent in 2018. The startling image got nearly 1,000 upvotes from other campers.

Guess We’re Using Leaves Now

You definitely don’t have all the comforts of home when camping, but bringing along some toilet paper is obviously a must. Keeping a roll easily accessible is important — but you might not want to leave it out in the open or you’ll end up with a useless roll of pulp. This funny image of a soggy roll of toilet paper was shared by camping outfitter REI on Twitter.

Farm Girl Jen

Say hello to Farm Girl Jen. She’s a YouTuber that uses her channel to document her outdoor experiences and lifestyle. Some say she’s an inspiration to those that to live a fun, active, and healthy lifestyle after age 50. Although, you might have a little bit of trouble telling she runs an outdoors-type YouTube channel based on her outfit. It’s not exactly a style you’d associate with going outside, considering how little skin is covered. It might leave you vulnerable to ticks, stinging nettle, or poison ivy.

When Yogi Likes Your Tent

When the signs at the campground say, “Don’t feed the bears,” heed them. Otherwise, they might think they’re entitled to all of your stuff. Taken at a campsite in Canada, Instagrammer @drewmcdonaldphotography shared this pic of a black bear helping himself to someone’s gear.

Blame It On The Weatherman

Camping pros will tell you to always check on the weather before you go camping. But what do you do when the forecast is simply wrong?

“The forecast was fine with low chance of light showers,” Sean Dooley tweeted of his own camping fail in 2015. “Nobody told the thunderstorm.” As you can see, his tent felt the full force of the surprise storm.

Just The Breeze

This is possibly one of the flimsiest tents of all time. It was basically an exhibit during Scotland’s annual Eden Festival. It was so shoddily put together that people couldn’t help but take photos of the thing. It looks like a strong breeze could send all the pieces flying apart.

Not The Safest Heat Source

Making a campfire to stay warm and cook some food is a completely normal thing to do while in the woods. Just make sure you’re responsible with how you light the fire and make sure to put it out. It appears as though the person who made this campfire (and stick tent) wasn’t too worried about safety. His tent looks like it could burn down at any second.

Taking your caravan out for a fun camping trip is great for the whole family. And what’s a more fun place to camp than the beach? Although, perhaps parking so close to the shore isn’t such a good idea. It’s pretty difficult to predict when the tide will come in.

Measure Your Air Mattress

Head to any sporting goods store and you’re sure to find tons of cool camping gear. Take this ultra-comfortable air mattress, for example. It might feel like you’re sleeping on a real bed… if you can squeeze it into your tent, that is.

An Interesting Visitor

Well… at least it’s not a bear. Although a horse isn’t exactly a safe animal to provoke. It doesn’t look like anyone’s in the tent, but it’s still a reminder of why you shouldn’t just leave random food out.

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We’re not sure if these campers were heading to or returning from their campground. In either case, Twitter user @AaronJamesJenks found himself in a sticky situation when the car got stuck in deep mud. That’s a chance you take when you go off the beaten path.

Goodbye Tent!

Some people just don’t understand how important it is to secure your tent properly. Well, these people learned the hard way. While camping in Red Rock Canyon State Park, this party of campers saw their tent get picked up and carried away by the wind.

The Too Small Tent

Someone didn’t look at how big their tent was before they took it out of the box. The nights in this one must be especially cold. Well, at least their head will be warm.

Taped To Your Lawn Chair

Has duct tape every gotten away from you? Probably not so bad that you ended up getting tied to a chair. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt though. This was probably a prank.

Don’t Dial 911

Maybe this one isn’t a fail. Because whoever made this sign knew exactly what they were doing. Somebody was clearly having a lot of fun on this camping trip.

Well, someone really messed up. On the bright side, this is a small island surrounded by water, so the fire won’t spread too far. It’s just a shame someone clearly didn’t listen to Smokey Bear.

Goodbye Chair

You shall be missed. If only someone had been paying more attention. Was it the wind? Someone knocked it over on accident? Regardless of what started it, we know what ended it. Fire

Stuck In The Snow

Now this is a scenario where a tent would be quite helpful. At least they have a sleeping bag and jacket, but that’s not gonna help much when it was cold enough to make at least three feet of snow.

Looks like the sandy road here wasn’t quite thick enough for the old girl. They’re gonna need to call in a tow truck to get this one taken care of. Hopefully the road trip didn’t stall for too long.

The Great Outdoors

Of course, who wouldn’t want to bring their TV with them on a camping trip. Because that’s the point of going on one, to do the exact same things your normally do, albeit in a completely different location.

Balloon Tent

Looks like the wind caught this one. Guess that shows why you should always have your tent flap closed when you’re not in it. Or maybe just that you should make sure it’s properly secured so that stuff like this doesn’t happen.

Makeshift Bed

Looks like somebody forgot to pack their tent. Well, at least they made the best of a bad situation. Doesn’t look too comfortable a thing to sleep on though. Have you ever tried sleeping on a cooler?

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15 Funny Camping Rules To Laugh Out Loud On Trip

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Are you ready for an adventure filled with laughter, nature, and unforgettable memories? Camping is a fantastic way to escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life and reconnect with the great outdoors adventure . But who said camping can’t be fun? Infact some humor is a must part of every camping trip to make your remarkable and memorable. In this article, I will share with you a few funny camping rules that filled humor in many of my camping trips and I can still recall those moments with all my heart. So, pitch your tent, grab some marshmallows, and get ready to embrace the lighter side of camping!

Embracing the Fun in Camping

Camping is not only about roughing it in the wilderness or setting up a cozy campsite; it’s also about creating cherished memories and sharing unforgettable experiences with family and friends. By infusing camping jokes and laughter into our camping adventures, we can amplify the joy and create bonds that last a lifetime. So, let’s embark on a whimsical journey and explore the funny side of camping!

Rule 1: The S’more, the Merrier

Camping and s’mores go hand in hand. It’s impossible to resist the gooey combination of marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers under these rules. But when it comes to funny camping rules, the quantity of s’mores is of utmost importance, making sure you’re in on the joke. Remember, the more s’mores you eat, the happier you’ll be, and the closer you’ll get to becoming the official campfire comedian. 

Rule 2: The Tent Dance Party

When night falls and the stars twinkle above, it’s time to turn your tent into a dance floor, following the funny camping rule i-e Dance only on one leg, couples dance on Fast Trance Beats, or even a wild dance on a pretty old slow music wil create so much laughters for you. Clear some space, put on your favorite tunes, and groove to the rhythm of nature. Dancing under the moonlight surrounded by the rustling trees and chirping crickets will surely leave you with unforgettable memories and sore feet from all the laughter and joy.

Rule 3: Campfire Sing-Along (No Shower Required)

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Who needs a shower when you have a chorus of belting out their favorite tunes? Gather around the campfire, grab your guitar or simply use your voice, and unleash your inner rockstar according to funny camping rules, which can be like singing with your nostrils closed. Remember, it’s not about sounding perfect; it’s about having fun and creating harmony. So, sing your heart out and let the wilderness be your audience.

Rule 4: Beware of the Sneaky Squirrels

Squirrels may seem innocent, but they are notorious campsite bandits, according to the funny camping rules. These furry creatures have an uncanny ability to snatch your snacks when you least expect it. So the rule is to place a snack near the tree and ask one of camp member to keep an eye on it and save it for from squirrels, If squirrels succeed to get it, ask your member to go get it back from squirrel anyhow.

Rule 5: The Great Mosquito Chase

Mosquitoes are the uninvited guests of any camping trip, but instead of letting them ruin the fun, turn the tables on these tiny pests. Grab your mosquito swatter and challenge your camping buddies to a great mosquito chase. With every successful swat, the laughter will drown out the buzzing, and you’ll feel like a victorious mosquito hunter.

Rule 6: The Marshmallow Challenge

Roasting marshmallows is an art form in itself, but why not take it to the next level? Turn it into a friendly competition by seeing who can achieve the perfect golden brown color or create the tallest marshmallow tower. The laughs will come rolling in as marshmallows catch fire, fall into the fire pit, or end up stuck on the end of a roasting stick.

Rule 7: Scary Stories with a Twist

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Campfire stories are a camping tradition, but why not put a funny spin on them, in line with the funny camping rules? Instead of spine-chilling tales, share hilarious and outrageous stories that will have everyone in stitches. From exaggerated encounters with imaginary creatures to humorous mishaps in the wilderness, these stories will keep everyone entertained while roasting marshmallows

Rule 8: Forest Fashion Faux Pas

When camping, fashion takes a backseat to functionality, following the funny camping rules, and sometimes the results are hilarious. Embrace your inner fashionista as you sport mismatched socks, wild hairstyles, and questionable clothing choices. Camping is all about comfort and embracing your unique style, even if it raises a few eyebrows and sparks laughter among fellow campers.

Rule 9: The Sound Effects Master

Campgrounds are filled with unique sounds, from chirping birds to howling winds. But why not add your own soundtrack to the wilderness? Become the sound effects master and surprise your fellow campers with unexpected noises. From animal impersonations to exaggerated campfire crackling, these sounds will create laughter-filled moments and turn your camping trip into a comedy show.

Rule 10: Flashlight Shadow Puppets

When night falls and darkness blankets the campsite, let your imagination run wild with flashlight shadow puppets. Create a magical world of animals, mythical creatures, and funny shapes using nothing but your hands and a beam of light. The whimsical display will captivate your audience, and laughter will echo through the night.

Rule 11: The Campfire Chef Showdown

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Cooking over a campfire can be a delicious and entertaining experience, in accordance with the funny camping rules. Challenge your camping buddies to a culinary showdown and see who can create the most innovative campfire recipe. From gourmet hot dogs to creative foil packet meals, the campfire becomes your stage, and laughter fills the air as you sample each other’s creations.

Rule 12: Midnight Munchies Mania

Late-night cravings are a part of the camping experience, and they often lead to hilarious adventures, in line with the funny camping rules. Embark on a midnight snack quest with your camping companions, searching for the perfect treats to satisfy those munchies. Whether it’s raiding the snack stash or concocting weird food combinations, these spontaneous culinary escapades will create memories you’ll be laughing about for years to come.

Rule 13: Stars and Giggles

Stargazing is a mesmerizing activity that invites us to contemplate the vastness of the universe. But it can also be a source of laughter and amusement. Identify funny constellations, make up your own star stories, and play connect-the-dots with the twinkling lights above. The combination of laughter and cosmic wonder will make your camping trip truly unforgettable.

Rule 14: The Epic Pillow Fight

Who says pillow fights are only for slumber parties, following the funny camping rules? Take your pillows outdoors and engage in an epic battle under the open sky. Let the feathers fly as you laugh, dodge, and swing your way to victory. It’s a hilarious way to release stress, bond with your camping buddies, and create memories that will have you giggling for years to come.

Rule 15: Departure Dance-Off

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As your camping adventure comes to an end, why not bid farewell in style? Organize a departure dance-off where everyone can show off their best moves. From silly dance routines to spontaneous flash mobs, the departure dance-off will leave you laughing, dancing, and cherishing the moments you’ve shared together.

Camping is a wonderful opportunity to immerse yourself in nature and create lasting memories. By infusing humor and laughter into your camping experience, you can elevate the joy and forge deeper connections with your fellow campers. From funny campfire stories to quirky camping traditions, the world of funny camping rules opens up endless possibilities for laughter and merriment. So, grab your camping gear, embrace the funny side of camping, and let the laughter echo through the wilderness.

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Funny Camping Stories

Any experienced camper can tell a few hilariously funny camping stories about their adventures or misadventures in the backcountry. Camping happens to be one of those times where funny things are just waiting to happen.

When you read funny stories about camping, you discover that you are not alone in your trials and tribulations! Camping is fun but it is also a lot different than being at home or in a nice posh hotel. You have to deal with the weather, bugs, wild animals, sleeping on the ground, and people you do not know camping in close proximity to you. Reading what others have experienced while camping can make you feel better (or maybe worse!) about what you have personally been through. Plus, who doesn't want to have a good laugh?

Murphy's Law is always in effect on a camping trip - what CAN go wrong more than likely WILL go wrong. I think this is especially true when you're camping because you're out of your element. Nearly everyone has stories about the raccoon that snuck into their campsite, opened the cooler, and ate a week's worth of groceries the first night of their week long trip. Or about bringing uncomfortable strappy sandals to hike because they wanted to look cute.

Reading camping stories helps people to laugh at themselves because they sit and think about things that they have done that at the time they thought wasn't so funny. It helps campers to avoid situations and circumstances because they can learn from the stories of other campers and hopefully avoid doing the same thing.

Funny stories about camping are enjoyable for campers because they can relate to the experiences shared by other campers. Practically everyone who has ever camped has a funny story to tell around the campfire. When people leave the comfort of their own homes to find their vacation in nature, they have to resort to basic human instincts. The camping events can make very funny stories for friends and family when the camping experience is over.

Scroll to the bottom of this page to read funny camping stories submitted by visitors to this site.

Funny and even embarrassing stories are fun to share with other campers because you can empathize with the situation, somehow these stories never grow old.

Funny camping stories are enjoyable to read and share. Wouldn't you like to tell your story? Connect with other campers today!

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Funny campfire stories, how to create your own.

We love telling funny campfire stories! We have always told stories to our children at bedtime. Telling stories around the campfire is even more special!

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Here's how to start your own family tradition of telling stories around the campfire.

Parent-invented funny campfire stories

The best campfire stories for kids are the ones that you make up yourself. All children love to hear stories about themselves !

When you are feeling creative, you can start with just about anything , and a story will come flowing out.

"Once day a little boy named ____________ found a rock. He decided to pick it up and use it to…."

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The stories don't have to be masterpieces ! Your children will be captivated with whatever you create - as long as they are the main characters.

How about "When _______ climbed to the top of a huge tree, he was surprised to find….."

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Sometimes, though, the creative juices don't flow and coming up with a story is harder.

That's when you need the techniques I describe below.

Use these storytelling devices to get the ideas started and to get everyone involved .

Around-the-circle funny campfire stories

The "stop at the good part" story.

Begin telling a story about anything you like. You don't have to have a great or fancy idea. Just start .

When you run out of ideas - or when you get to a suspenseful point - stop .

The person beside you takes over .

Continue around the circle until everyone has had a few turns, or until the story comes to an end.

Story starters

Here are a few ideas to get you started - but remember, the best stories are the ones custom-designed by you and your family.

  • "One day I noticed that there was something in my pocket. I reached in. Imagine my surprise when I pulled out a .........."
  • "(Your child's name) was walking down a nature trail at (name of campground) when she heard a strange sound. S/he looked up and saw...."
  • "It was suppertime at camp. ___________ was getting ready to make a pot of soup. S/he opened the cooler - and out jumped a tiny ..."

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  • Allow group members to pass if they want. Younger or shyer children may prefer just to listen, especially the first few times you play this. That's fine! Pretty soon, everyone will be eager to take a turn.
  • Be aware of the personalities and moods of your children. Don't allow the stories to be spooky if that will scare some of your listeners. It's no fun for anyone if a child is too scared to get into the tent at bedtime!

The "one word at a time" story

This technique is similar - except that each person contributes just one word !

You'll probably start it out with " Once ". The next three people will most likely contribute " upon " " a " and " time ". After that, it's anyone's guess!

Soon you'll all be laughing at the silliness you have created!

  • This is an ideal activity if you have shy or hesitant members in your group. It's not very threatening to come up with just one word!
  • When it is your turn, don't think too hard - just spit out a word that makes sense so that the momentum of the story keeps up. You will all be surprised at how the story develops!

Need some help?

Sometimes you just don't feel creative! You'd rather read or tell a story that already exists.

Memorize a story.

  Here are some good short campfire ghost stories that you can easily learn to tell.

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The bottom line.

One of the best parts about camping is the time and space to have fun with those you love, away from the distractions of everyday life.

Telling funny campfire stories together is a great way to create warm feelings of family togetherness .

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75 Hilarious Camping Jokes to Brighten Your Outdoor Adventure

Embarking on an outdoor adventure filled with fresh air, breathtaking landscapes, and the simplicity of nature is a delightful experience. And what better way to enhance your camping trip than with a hearty dose of laughter? 

We all know that camping brings people together, igniting a sense of camaraderie around the campfire. To add an extra spark to your outdoor escapades, we’ve compiled a collection of 75 side-splitting camping jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort. 

So, whether you’re looking to entertain your fellow campers or simply lighten the mood, these camping jokes will undoubtedly brighten up your camping experience and create unforgettable memories. 

Get ready to pitch your tent and unleash the laughter!

75. Q: How do campers know when it’s time for bed? A: When they’re “tent”-atively tired!

75 hilarious camping jokes to brighten your outdoor adventure, 1. q: why are trees so popular a: they branch out., 2. q: on a camping trip, how do you keep a mormon from drinking all of your beer a: you bring two of them., 3. if you get cold while camping, simply stand in the corner of a tent for a few minutes. normally, they are around 90 degrees., 4. q: what do you call a group of musical campers a: a band-camp, 5. q: what do you call a toothless bear a: a gummy bear., 6. q: why don’t skeletons go camping a: because they don’t have the guts, 7. q: what prompted the robot to go camping a: he needed to recharge his batteries., 8. q: what did the pine trees wear to the lake a: swimming trunks, 9. q: where does a camper’s money go a: in the river bank, 10. q: why do trees make the best campers a: because they know not to “leaf” anything behind, 11. “i’d like a water……………. and some of those peanuts,” a bear says as he walks into a restaurant. “sure,” the server says, “but why the big paws”, 12. q: what do you call a camper who doesn’t have a nose or a body a: nobodynose, 13. q: what do you call a group of crows camping a: murder in the tent, 14. q: what do you call a mosquito in a tent a: lost, 15. q: why did the camping couple break up a: they couldn’t find any common ground, 16. q: why did the camper bring a ladder to the campground a: to “elevate” their camping experience, 17. did you hear about the honey-making insects who fell in love while camping it was tent two bee., 18. q: why don’t bears like fast food a: because they can’t catch it, 19. q: what did the polar bears say when they saw tourists sleeping in sleeping bags a: “sandwiches”, 20. q: what did the camping stove say to the campfire “you’re fired”, 21. q: what’s a vampire’s favorite camping activity a: stakeouts, 22. have you heard anything about the kidnapping in the woods it’s fine. he woke up., 23. q: what camping location makes a pet bird sing with delight a: the canary islands, 24. q: why did the camping chair go to therapy a: it had too many “fold-up” issues, 25. have you heard about the lawyer who got lost while camping with one of his clients he was discovered with criminal intent., 26. q: why didn’t the elephant bring a suitcase with him on his rv trip a: he already owned a trunk, 27. q: what is a tree’s favorite beverage a: root beer., 28. q: what did the sleeping bag say to the camper a: “i’ve got you covered”, 29. q: how do you start a campfire with just one stick a: make sure it’s a “match”stick, 30. full house went camping. they were all wearing four-season sleeping bags., 31. q: what made the fish blush a: because it saw the lake’s bottom., 32. q: what do you call a deer with no eyes a: no eye-deer, 33. q: what do you call a comedian in a tent a: in-“tents”-ly hilarious, 34. i asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping with us. he dashed off, screaming, “alpaca tent”, 35. q: what do you call a bear with no teeth a: a “gummy” bear, 36. q: why did the camping comedian get fired a: they couldn’t “stake” their jokes, 37. q: how do campers figure out whether or not they like camping a: they do a “trail” run, 38. i was fired from my job keeping people warm at the campsite. “you’re fired wood,” they said., 39. q: where did the sheep spend their camping trip a: the bahamas, of course, 40. q: what did the lake say to the sailboat at the camping site a: nothing, it simply waved., 41. the other day, i went to buy a camouflage tent. i couldn’t find any., 42. q: why didn’t the bird bring a map camping a: it wanted to “wing” its way around, 43. q: how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood a: based on its bark., 44. q: why are hiking stores so varied a: they hire people from all walks of life., 45. one day, the number seven went camping. he packed his things and he was sept for life., 46. q: why don’t campers ever take showers in the morning a: because they like to “dew” it at night, 47. q: what do you call a camping bear that’s a good singer a: a “bear”-itone, 48. if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin, admission to our local aquarium is only a few dollars. yes, it’s free for all in-tents and porpoises, 49. q: why did the camp warden resign a: because it was always in tents., 50. q: why do people who go camping on april 1 always seem exhausted a: because they recently completed a 31-day march, 51. last week, i went camping. it’s all about in-tent-ions., 52. q: why is it that going camping with two couples is never relaxing a: there are two tents., 53. q: how do you keep your sleeping bag from stretching a: don’t sleep too long in it, 54. q: why does humpty dumpty enjoy camping in the autumn a: because humpty dumpty had a great fall…, 55. i slept like a log last night. i woke up on the campfire., 56. q: what’s a campfire’s favorite type of comedy a: “crackling” jokes, 57. q: how do campers make friends with squirrels a: they offer “nutty” conversations, 58. camping is something i’ve always wanted to do. but i’ve heard it’s really in tents, 59. q: why did the tree go to school a: it wanted to learn “twig”-nomics, 60. q: what’s a campfire’s favorite type of exercise a: “flame”-ingo stretches, 61. i wasn’t sure about camping, but a guy roped me into it., 62. q: what is the best way to communicate with a fish a: drop it a line., 63. the seaside camping trip was so dull that the tide went out and never returned., 64. q: how do trees connect to the internet a: they log in., 65. when we go camping, my friend likes to set up a poker table in his tent. the game gets really in-tents., 66. q: when and where do most teenagers go camping a: in front of best buy the day before the new call of duty game is released, 67. what did the beaver tell the tree a: “it’s been nice gnawing you, 68. q: what do you call a snake that tells jokes a: a “hiss”-terical comedian, 69. q: what is another name for a sleeping bag a: a nap sack., 70. you can’t run through a campsite. you can only ran…because it’s past tents., 71. q: how do campers keep their food safe from bears a: they “bear”-ly leave a trace, 72. give a man a fish, and he will be fed for a day. but teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend., 73. q: why do mummies never go camping a: they’re afraid to unwind and relax, 74. smokers make excellent camping companions. if a bear attacks, you can easily outrun them., conclusion – 75 hilarious camping jokes to brighten your outdoor adventure.

75 Hilarious Camping Jokes to Brighten Your Outdoor Adventure

Whether you’re a seasoned camper or new to the great outdoors, these 75 camping jokes show us that laughter truly is the best trail companion. So, keep these jokes in your arsenal and let them ignite the spirit of fun and camaraderie during your next camping adventure. From humorous puns and witty one-liners to silly anecdotes, these jokes will continue to bring joy and merriment to your camping trips for years to come.

So, go ahead, gather around the campfire, roast some marshmallows, and share a joke or two. Let the laughter fill the night air and create a bond that will make your camping memories last a lifetime. 

Happy camping and may your adventures always be accompanied by laughter!

Ben Wann- Tent Camping Expert

My name is Ben Wann, and I’m a lifelong tent camper and backpacker who jumps on every opportunity to get out and enjoy nature! I created this site to inspire others to get outside and to make the process easier for you.

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Camping Stories for Kids

Camping Stories for Kids

Nothing beats a good book and some quality time together.

Whats better than reading your favorite story characters go camping while you’re camping too? Nothing I can think of…. If you are camping with young kids bring along some of these great camping stories for kids to get them enthused about trying the new things that come with camping. Just like their favorite book characters did!

These books will bring a bit of familiarity to the whole camping experience and your kids will be able to relate better to the things around them. It’s fun when you know that “Curious George” goes camping too! But you don’t just have to read these camping stories while camping, you can read them any day to either bring back your child’s camping memories or just go on a camping adventure with your favorite character where ever you are.

A Camping Spree With Mr. Magee

Camping Spree With Mr. Magee Kids Book

“I don’t know who likes this book best, my 2 1/2 year old, my 5 year old, or me”

Chris Van Dusen, the creator of Down to the Sea with Mr. Magee, has filled this new adventure with charming illustrations and a playful, rhyming text. A fun read-aloud for children (and adults!) on campouts or snuggling at home!

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Curious George Goes Camping

Curious George Goes Camping

Just Camping Out

Just Camping Critter Book

“I just love the Mercer Mayer books, the kids and grandkids love this camping out book”

This book is full of colourful pictures, is a nice easy read and one that all kids can relate to.

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S is for S'mores: A Kids Camping Book

Amelia Bedilia Goes Camping

Amelia Bedilia Goes Camping- Kids Book

“This book keeps the children’s attention and give them a laugh”

This is a great book for young children. There is no bad language just good, clean reading. It’s funny and amusing and will keep your children laughing.

The Berenstain Bears Go To Camp

Berenstain Bears Go to Camp

“Sharing this book with your kids can definitely help to ease some of the pre-camp jitters”

“The Berenstain Bears Go To Camp” is a worthwhile addition to your Berenstain Bears library and highly recommended for kids who may be going off to camp or spending time away from home for the first time.

So whether you’re getting them ready to go camping or just getting them ready for bed, your kids are sure to love these great camping classics!

Can you recommend any other Camping Stories for Kids?

If it’s an old time classic you liked or books your kids now are loving. Let us know of any other camping stories for kids in the comment box below and share the joy with other campers.

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Unwind and Giggle: A Compilation of Camping Jokes That Will Bring Joy to Your Next Trip

Unwind and Giggle: A Compilation of Camping Jokes That Will Bring Joy to Your Next Trip

Are you ready to embark on an adventure filled with laughter and outdoor fun? Look no further! “Unwind and Giggle: A Compilation of Camping Jokes That Will Bring Joy to Your Next Trip” is here to make your camping experience even more memorable.

Whether you’re a seasoned camper or a newbie exploring the great outdoors, this collection of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to have you rolling on the forest floor with laughter. From puns about tents and campfires to clever one-liners about wildlife encounters, we’ve curated the best camping jokes that will keep you entertained around the campfire.

Not only will these jokes lighten the mood and create unforgettable moments, but they will also bring everyone together, fostering a sense of camaraderie and connection.

So grab your marshmallows, gather around the fire, and prepare for a camping trip filled with laughter, joy, and endless giggles!

The Importance of Laughter in Camping

Camping is not just about exploring nature and disconnecting from the hustle and bustle of daily life. It’s also about creating lasting memories with friends and family. Laughter plays a crucial role in enhancing those experiences, and what better way to bring joy and laughter than through a collection of hilarious jokes?

Laughter has numerous benefits, both physically and mentally. It releases endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals, which can reduce stress and promote relaxation. Additionally, laughter strengthens bonds and fosters a sense of togetherness among campers. Sharing jokes around the campfire creates a positive and lighthearted atmosphere, making everyone feel more connected and engaged.

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Benefits of Telling Jokes While Camping

Telling jokes while camping brings several benefits that go beyond simply making people laugh. Firstly, jokes act as an icebreaker, especially for new campers or when camping with a diverse group of people. It helps break down barriers and encourages conversation, allowing everyone to feel comfortable and included.

Jokes also serve as a form of entertainment during downtime. While waiting for dinner to cook or while lounging around the campsite, sharing jokes keeps everyone engaged and entertained. It’s a great way to pass the time and create memorable moments together.

Moreover, jokes can be educational. Campers can learn interesting facts about nature, wildlife, or camping tips through cleverly crafted jokes. It’s a fun and interactive way to share knowledge and spark curiosity among campers of all ages.

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Camping Jokes for Kids

Camping trips with kids are always an adventure . To keep them entertained and giggling, here are a few kid-friendly camping jokes:

  • Why did the scarecrow go camping? Because it heard it was good at “field” trips!
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  • What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
  • What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
  • Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
  • What kind of shoes do frogs wear camping during the summer? Open Toad Shoes
  • What did the pine trees wear to the lake? Swimming trunks
  • How do trees access the internet? They log in
  • What do you call a camper without a nose or a body? Nobodynose
  • Why did the robot go on camping? He needed to recharge

Encourage your little ones to come up with their own jokes too. It’s a great way to stimulate their creativity and boost their confidence.

Camping Jokes for Adults

Adults also deserve a good laugh during their camping trips. Here are a couple of jokes that will tickle their funny bone:

  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  • What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Neptune!
  • Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
  • Did you know you can’t run through a campsite? You can only ‘ran’ through a campsite, because it’s ‘past tents’!
  • How was you camping trip? It was in-tents!
  • What’s the easiest way to talk to a fish? Drop it a line!
  • Why did the married campers get anxious when they went camping with another couple? It was two tents!

Remember, jokes don’t have an age limit. Feel free to share these jokes with campers of all ages for a good laugh.

Puns and Wordplay Camping Jokes

Puns and wordplay are a clever way to add humor to your camping experience. Here are a few camping-related puns that are sure to bring smiles:

1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the campsite? Don’t worry, he woke up!

2. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

These puns are a guaranteed way to lighten the mood and keep the laughter flowing throughout your camping trip.

Funny Camping Stories

In addition to jokes, funny camping stories can also add a touch of humor to your camping adventure. Whether it’s a mishap with setting up a tent or a comical encounter with wildlife, sharing funny stories around the campfire can create memorable moments and laughter.

One memorable camping story involves a camper who woke up to find a raccoon stealing their breakfast. As they chased the raccoon away, they realized the raccoon had managed to eat an entire bag of marshmallows, leaving behind a sticky mess. The campers had to get creative with their breakfast that morning, but it became a story they still laugh about years later.

How to Incorporate Jokes into Your Camping Trip

To make the most of your camping jokes, consider incorporating them into various aspects of your trip. Start by sharing jokes during meal times or around the campfire. This helps create a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere while everyone is gathered together.

You can also turn joke-telling into a game. Have each camper take turns sharing their favorite joke or challenge them to come up with a joke related to the camping environment. This adds an element of competition and encourages creativity.

Another fun idea is to create a joke jar. Have everyone write down their favorite camping joke on a piece of paper and place it in a jar. Throughout the trip, randomly pick jokes from the jar and share them with the group. This adds an element of surprise and anticipation, ensuring laughter is always just a joke away.

Joke-Telling Games and Activities for Camping

If you’re looking to take joke-telling to the next level, consider incorporating interactive games and activities into your camping trip. Here are a few ideas:

1. Campfire Comedy Show: Have campers take turns performing their favorite jokes or even skits. This turns the campfire into a makeshift comedy club, providing hilarious entertainment for everyone.

2. Joke Riddles: Challenge campers with camping-related riddles and jokes that require some thinking. This adds an exciting twist to traditional joke-telling and keeps everyone engaged.

3. Storytelling with a Twist: Encourage campers to tell stories with a funny twist. For example, have them create a fictional tale about a mischievous squirrel who always plays pranks on unsuspecting campers.

These activities not only bring laughter but also promote creativity and imagination among campers of all ages.

Best camping jokes and one liners

Cheesy Camping One Liners

Given that camping is often considered a time to commune with nature and to get away from the hustle and bustle of daily life, it may come as a surprise that there are actually quite a few funny camping one liners out there.

Whether you’re looking for a laugh to share around the campfire or just a way to lighten the mood on a long hike , these one liners are sure to get a rise out of your fellow campers.

  • A flashlight isn’t the only thing I will be turning on tonight.
  • Are we camping? You just set my marshmallow on fire.
  • Are you a campfire, because you are hot and I want s’more.
  • Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?
  • Babe, are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.
  • Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
  • Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.
  • Hold my hand if you’re afraid of camp fire stories.
  • I got the only wood we need to heat us up.
  • You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!

Camping Jokes on Social Media and Memes

In today’s digital age, sharing jokes on social media and memes has become a popular way to spread laughter. Take your camping jokes online by creating camping-themed memes or sharing funny camping anecdotes on social media platforms. This allows you to connect with fellow campers and share a laugh even when you’re not physically together.

You can also join camping-related online groups or forums where campers exchange jokes and humorous experiences. This provides an opportunity to discover new jokes and engage with a larger camping community.

Conclusion: Spread Laughter on Your Next Camping Adventure

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and what better place to enjoy a good laugh than in the great outdoors? “Unwind and Giggle: A Compilation of Camping Jokes That Will Bring Joy to Your Next Trip” is your ultimate companion for a camping trip filled with laughter, joy, and endless giggles.

Remember to share jokes with your fellow campers, whether they’re kids or adults. Incorporate jokes into games and activities, and don’t forget to capture funny moments and share them on social media. Spread the laughter and create unforgettable memories on your next camping adventure!

Happy camping and keep the jokes rolling!

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45 Best Jokes about Camping (Funny Camping Jokes for Dads!)

Looking for the best jokes about camping? Check out these 45 camping jokes. Some are cringe-worthy, others are inappropriate, and a few are actually quite funny!

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Looking for the best jokes about camping? I hope this post full of 25 camping dad jokes helps!

Looking for the best jokes about camping? I hope this post full of 45 camping dad jokes helps!

The thought of pitching a tent and sleeping under canvas gets me grinning like a kid in a candy store!

But let’s face it…

Camping isn’t always great.

Bad weather, lack of sleep, and uncooked camp food can soon sap the fun from the experience.

That’s where funny camping jokes come in. The best jokes about camping can put a smile on the face of even the most disgruntled campers!

So, I did some digging to uncover the best funny camp jokes I could find.

Keep reading for 45 camping dad jokes, camping puns, and jokes about camping to break out around the campfire.

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25 Best Jokes About Camping (including Camping Dad Jokes!)

Ready to cringe, giggle and stare at the screen as the tumbleweed blows past?

These 25 funny camping jokes should have you covered…

1. A Funny Camping Story

A young boy goes camping in the woods for the first time with his dad.

After they set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.

“That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.”

After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire.

“So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks.

“In your tent,” the boy replies.

2. The king of camping jokes one liners:

An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter.

Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…

3. Camping humor summed up:

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.

I couldn’t find any.

4. One of the best camping puns I came across!

You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…Why?

Because it’s past tents.

5. A camping joke that actually made me laugh!

Kendrick Lamar was really enjoying his camping trip until he had to put up his tent.

“Pitch, don’t kill my vibe,” he said.

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I think this one genuinely qualifies as a funny camp joke!

I think this one genuinely qualifies as a funny camp joke!

6. Definitely a dad camp joke:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

7. Another funny camping story:

Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances.

“What if we get lost?” Says one of them.

“Fire three times up in the air, every hour on the hour,” says the other, “I saw it on TV.”

Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three times up into the air every hour on the hour.

The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger. “Why didn’t you do what I said?” asked the hunter.

“I did! I fired three times up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows.”

8. Definitely not a clean camping joke (sorry):

Ever had sex while camping?

It’s fucking in-tents.

9. Outdoor jokes don’t get much better:

A local farmer had opened up his land to campers. When I arrived, he helped me into the field with a wooden step over the fence.

I told him that liked his stile.

10. Definitely one of the tumble-weed camp puns.

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

You gotta love a good pun. This joke about camping genuinely made me laugh…

You gotta love a good pun. This joke about camping genuinely made me laugh…

11. This camping joke is up there with my favourites!

I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!”.

12. Wait for it…

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?

It’s okay. He woke up.

13. Another funny camping joke for all dads out there!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.

After eating their dinner around the campfire they retire to the tent to go to sleep. A few hours later Sherlock wakes up.

“Watson, are you awake?” He asks.

“Yes, sir. What is it?” Answers Watson.

“Look up and tell me what you see.” Asks Holmes.

“I see billions of stars,” says Watson.

“And what does that tell you Watson,” asks Holmes.

“Well,” says Dr Watson, “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

“Why? – What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is quiet for a moment then says: “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”

14. A ‘cheeky’ camping pun (Short camping jokes)

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

15. Literally the only ‘yo mama’ camping joke in the world:

Your mum’s so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

The only camping joke about mums I came across in my hunt! I had to include it…

The only camping joke about mums I came across in my hunt! I had to include it…

16. Surely one of the funniest camping jokes on this list!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together.

The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

“Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

17. Another punny camping joke…

Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…

18. A funny camp joke for the family:

It was late in the day when a fully loaded minivan pulled into the only remaining campsite.

As soon as it stopped, the doors flew open and four children jumped out.

They began to unload gear and worked feverishly to set up the tent. Next, the boys ran to gather firewood while the girls and their mother set up the camp kitchen area.

The camper in the space next to them marvelled to the children’s father, “I’ve never seen such teamwork nor a camp that was ready so quickly. I’m impressed.”

The father turned to the neighbour and nodded sagely.

“I have a system,” he said. “No one goes to the bathroom before the camp is set up.”

19. Another punny camp joke:

It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.

Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!

20. Camping humor at its finest!

I slept like a log last night.

I woke up on the campfire…

Another classic dad camping joke!

Another classic dad camping joke!

21. Dirty camping jokes (campfire jokes for adults) #1

Two men are camping together when one of them has to take a leak. He comes back in a panic and exclaims, “Shit, a snake bit me on the dick! Call for help!”

The other one calls an ambulance and the doctor on the phone says, “Quick, the only way to save his life is to isolate the wound, apply pressure to the bite, make a small incision, and then suck the venom out! If you don’t, he’ll die in 30 minutes.”

When he gets off the phone, the friend cries, “So what’s gonna happen?”

The other one says “You’re gonna die in 30 minutes”.

22. Camping joke for adults #2

My girlfriend says you have the best sex ever at camping grounds.

I tent to agree.

23. A funny caravan joke (camping jokes dirty #3)

Bob took his wife Deborah and her sister Sarah away for a weekend in their caravan.

“Any chance of a blow job?” Bob whispered to his wife when they were in bed.

“For fuck’s sake, Dave!” she hissed, “Sarah’s in the bed over there!”

“Good point,” he said, “Sarah? Any chance of a blow job?”

24. “Criminally” funny jokes about camping…

What do you call a murderer who goes camping?

Criminal intent

25. Jokes for campers with kids

My teenage son said he wanted to go camping so we could spend time together. I was thrilled!

…Until I realized we’d be camping at Best Buy so we could buy a PS5 tomorrow morning.

20 Quick-Fire Camping Jokes and Puns

Looking for more jokes about camping? Here’s a miscellaneous bunch of one-liners and puns that might do the trick.

26. Be sure to take enough warm clothes when camping in the Andes. That place is Chile.

27. What’s the deadliest mountain to camp on in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.

28. What footwear do toads wear when camping? Open- toad ones.

29. What did the German motorhome driver ask his kids? “ RV having fun yet?”

30. What did the camper say to the mountaineer after they gave her directions? “Thanks, that really ALP ’ed.”

31. What do trees always wear next to the lake? Swimming trunks.

32. How did the fisherman communicate with the fish? He dropped them a line.

33. “Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Scold.” “Scold who?” “Scold outside the tent.”

34. What do you call a group of grizzly bears joking around together? A bear -rel of laughs.

35. Where do cows love to camp? Upstate Moo-York.

36. What did the campers have to say about the campfire? They gave it glowing reviews.

37. What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.

38. How do you know if a tree’s a Dogwood? By its bark.

39. What’s another name for a sleeping bag? A nap sack.

40. Did you see the bathroom in the woods? The facili-trees were incredible.

41. You gotta love the mountains in Switzerland. And their flag’s a big plus as well.

42. Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he’s gone for the whole weekend.

43. What’s a tree’s favourite drink? Root beer.

44. Which vegetable loves going to summer camp? Brussel scouts .

45. What’s the spider’s favourite thing to do while camping? Fly fishing.

Enjoy These Camping One Liners and Funny Camp Jokes

Camping is one of my all-time favourite things to do.

But, and it’s a genuine but…it isn’t always fun. When it’s cold, wet, and sleep is in short supply, the mood of a campsite can take a downward turn!

I put together this list of camping jokes with that in mind. Of course, there’s rarely a bad time for a funny camp joke, but jokes about camping are particularly helpful when the mood needs lifting.

I hope this list of camping jokes has proved useful in that regard.

Want more jokes like these? Check out these mountain puns and jokes too!

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Funny Camping Puns: Quotes, Jokes, and Funny Stories

Camping puns are a camping tradition. They encourage camping fun and camaraderie by bringing people together to laugh, as well as making camping seem more lighthearted.

In this blog post, you will find quotes from famous camping movies, jokes about camping that will tickle your funny bone, and some of the funniest stories we could find!

We hope that these camping puns will help bring out the humor in your next camping trip!

Clever Camping Wordplay

Witty wilderness quips.

Nothing beats a good pun. Imagine sitting around the campfire, surrounded by towering trees and twinkling stars, and sharing hilarious nature-inspired jokes with your friends. It’s all about using the beauty of nature as a backdrop for comedy.

Whether it’s poking fun at the sounds of nocturnal animals or riffing on the unpredictability of weather, these quips set the stage for some outdoor amusement.

For instance:

  • “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.”
  • “Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.”

Another way to infuse humor into camping is through creative campsite humor. This involves coming up with clever wordplay inspired by elements in nature.

Think about humorous observations about wildlife or crafting one-liners that revolve around outdoor activities like hiking or fishing. These witty remarks add an extra layer of enjoyment to your outdoor experience.

For example:

  • “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down!”
  • “Camping is intense – it’s in-tents!

The Art of Tent Puns

Crafting jokes around camping experiences is a tent-rrific way to lighten the mood and bond with fellow campers.

Whether it’s poking fun at the challenges of setting up a tent or playfully exaggerating the joys of sleeping under the stars, there are endless opportunities for creating laughter through camping puns.

Imagine telling a joke about how mosquitoes are like tiny vampires that always seem to find their way into your tent, turning your peaceful slumber into an impromptu blood donation session.

These kinds of humorous observations not only bring levity to common camping inconveniences but also help everyone feel more connected through shared experiences.

Another source of amusement comes from finding humor in campsite activities. For instance, joking about how attempting to start a campfire can sometimes feel like trying to reenact scenes from survival shows on TV.

By adding a touch of wit and sarcasm to these situations, you can turn what might be seen as mundane tasks into memorable and hilarious moments.

In-Tents Laughter

There’s plenty of material to work with. You could playfully tease someone who struggles with folding up their tent by comparing them to someone wrestling an octopus – all arms and confusion! This kind of lighthearted ribbing adds fun and camaraderie within the camping group.

Laughing about tent-related mishaps such as accidentally setting up your shelter backward or discovering unexpected guests (like curious woodland creatures) inside can create lasting memories filled with laughter.

It’s all part of embracing the unpredictable nature of outdoor living while finding joy in every unplanned moment.

Campfire Comedy

Crackling wit.

Camping with friends or family often means close quarters and cramped spaces. But instead of feeling claustrophobic, why not find the humor in these situations?

For example, you could joke about how your friend’s snoring sounds like a bear rummaging through the campsite at night. Embracing the coziness of camping can lead to some hilarious moments that everyone will remember.

Another great source of comedy is making light of tight tent situations. Imagine trying to change clothes in a small tent – it’s like attempting to solve a Rubik’s cube!

You can crack jokes about accidentally elbowing someone while zipping up your sleeping bag or comically struggling to fit an air mattress into the limited space available.

Fiery Funnies

There are plenty of opportunities for fiery funnies. You might make witty remarks about flames and embers, such as comparing them to a dragon’s breath or pretending they’re having their own little dance party.

Fire-themed jokes and puns can be a hit around the campfire. For instance, you could playfully complain that marshmallows never listen because they’re always getting toasted!

Incorporating these types of camping puns into your outdoor adventures adds an extra layer of enjoyment and laughter to the experience.

Hiking Puns with Altitude

Summit giggles.

When camping, campfire moments are perfect for sharing some lighthearted camping puns. Imagine sitting around the crackling fire, roasting marshmallows, and exchanging jokes that make everyone burst into laughter.

For example, “Why don’t mountains get cold in winter? Because they wear snow caps!” These light-hearted banter sessions bring warmth and humor to the camping experience.

The ambiance of a campfire provides an ideal setting for making jokes while tending to the fire. Picture someone struggling to start a fire and jokingly saying, “I guess I should have paid more attention in ‘Survivor’ class!” This kind of playful humor not only creates a sense of camaraderie but also adds fun to the practical aspects of camping.

Trail Chuckles

High-altitude adventures often come with their fair share of mishaps and challenges, making it ripe ground for mountain-related jokes. From tripping over rocks on the trail to getting lost and found again, there’s plenty of material for poking fun at these experiences.

One might say something like, “I tried climbing a mountain once but it just wasn’t my peak performance.” Such jokes about reaching the summit can lighten the mood during strenuous hikes.

Finding humor in high-altitude adventures is essential as it helps alleviate stress and fosters bonding among fellow hikers. Sharing funny stories or cracking jokes about common hiking struggles can turn what could be seen as setbacks into amusing anecdotes that everyone can relate to.

RV and Tent Caption Craze

Mobile mishaps.

Have you ever gone hiking and experienced some funny mishaps along the way? Well, there’s a whole world of camping puns related to these mobile mishaps. Imagine cracking jokes about getting lost on a trail or mistaking poison ivy for a rare plant!

These light-hearted quips can add humor to any camping trip. For example, “I don’t need an alarm clock; my hike buddies’ snoring wakes me up just fine.”

There are endless opportunities for laughter. You could make fun of taking the wrong turn at every fork in the road or even tell stories about encountering unexpected wildlife encounters.

Picture this: “Why don’t bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!” These kinds of jokes can turn a challenging hike into an enjoyable adventure.

Cozy Tent Quirks

Camping isn’t complete without its fair share of cozy tent quirks and equipment blunders that make for perfect joke material.

From struggling with setting up tents to realizing you’ve forgotten essential camping gear, there’s plenty of room for laughter here. Consider sharing something like this: “My tent is like my third child – temperamental and always collapsing when I need it most!”

And let’s not forget about RVs, trailers, and mobile homes – they also offer ample comedic fodder. Think about poking fun at cramped spaces or making light of the challenges of maneuvering large vehicles in tight campsites.

A classic example would be: “Why did the RV break down? It just couldn’t ‘camper’ anymore!” Finding humor in these on-the-go camping experiences can turn frustrating moments into cherished memories.

Instagrammable Camping Captions

Snapshot silliness.

Camping puns are a great way to add humor and personality to your camping photos on Instagram. You can create quirky captions that playfully highlight unique tent features, such as a lopsided setup or an oddly shaped tent entrance.

For instance, you might use the caption “Just hanging out in our leaning tower of nylon” for a photo of a slightly tilted tent.

You can find amusement in the small details of your camping experience. Whether it’s a comically mismatched set of camping chairs or an unconventional cooking setup, there are plenty of opportunities for camping-related humor.

A caption like “When life gives you lemons, trade them for s’mores supplies” adds whimsy to your outdoor escapades.

Viral Vignettes

Instagram is all about sharing moments that resonate with others, and humorous camping photos are no exception. By capturing funny moments in nature and sharing them on social media, you can spread laughter and joy among your followers.

Consider snapping a photo of someone struggling to set up their tent or getting tangled up in their sleeping bag —these relatable mishaps make for excellent content.

Sharing these snapshots on Instagram allows others to join in the fun by commenting with their own experiences or similar stories. It creates a sense of community around lighthearted camping moments and fosters connections through shared laughter.

Playful Campfire Captions

Ember antics.

Have you ever stumbled upon hilarious camping videos gone viral? From tent mishaps to funny campfire cooking disasters, the internet is brimming with camping-related comedy clips.

These videos often showcase the lighter side of outdoor adventures and provide a hearty laugh for anyone who appreciates some good-natured humor.

Sharing popular outdoor comedy clips on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok has become a trend among camping enthusiasts.

Users create and share memes , parodies, and short skits that poke fun at the quirks of camping life. For instance, there are videos capturing comical attempts at setting up tents or humorous encounters with wildlife while out in nature.

  • Laugh-out-loud moments from camping trips
  • Parodies of survival shows featuring exaggerated scenarios

Warm Whimsy

Campfires are not just for warmth; they’re also a breeding ground for amusing shenanigans. Picture this: friends swapping stories around a crackling fire when someone accidentally drops their marshmallow into the flames—cue laughter!

These light-hearted moments make for cherished memories that linger long after the embers have cooled.

Finding humor in ember-filled moments is part of what makes camping so special. Whether it’s poking fun at singed eyebrows from leaning too close to the fire or sharing anecdotes about failed attempts at roasting marshmallows, these experiences bond campers together through shared laughter and merriment.

Top Pick of Camping Jokes

Wild ride wit.

Imagine sitting around a crackling campfire, sharing camping puns that bring warmth and laughter to the chilly night. These light-hearted moments create a cozy atmosphere, blending relaxation with whimsical joy.

For example, “Why don’t skeletons go camping? Because they have no body to go with!”

Campers often find themselves enjoying amusing conversations about the great outdoors. These jokes revolve around humorous experiences during outdoor adventures. They highlight the unpredictability of nature and add an element of fun to wilderness escapades.

Campsite Chucklers

There are endless opportunities for clever wordplay and witty punchlines. Whether it’s poking fun at setting up tents or joking about encountering wild animals, these camping puns never fail to elicit hearty laughs from everyone gathered around the fire pit.

Sharing jokes like “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!” adds an extra layer of enjoyment to camping trips by infusing them with lightheartedness and amusement.

Filling Your Camping Trip with Camping Puns

Camping can be a lot of fun, but it’s even more enjoyable when you add in some camping puns. Here are a few quotes , jokes, and funny stories that will make you laugh.

If you’re looking for funny jokes, and hilarious camping puns, you’re in for a treat. Any of these camp puns would be great for your next trip, and a delightful way to tell some funny witty one-liners.

Some may call these dad jokes, but we say that they’re a little piece of what makes happy camping happen. 

Use these to start conversation on campfire nights, because you’re about to read some good jokes that are so much fun.

That being set, you’re about to read some of the worst funniest camping puns ever as well. You might as well settle down and embrace all that these funny camping jokes and puns have to offer. 

If you’re in the right mindframe, everyone can have a good time. You may not be a camping poet, but you can be certain that even if you’re having a bad day camping, these puns can turn the cold air and cold night into a good day. Good things can come from silly puns! 

Funny Camping Puns Everyone will Love

The biggest thing to remember when telling puns is that you need to be clear, concise, and quick. People won’t wait forever for your camping puns to land; they will just move on without them if you don’t deliver with the punchline right away.

Even though there might be a lot of bad camping puns here on this list, there are some great ones to share during camping season as well. While you’re staring at the stars camping, why not add some laughter and show off that you’re a happy camper?

To kick things off, here are some great puns for current and future camping trips. If you find there to be “tent sion” on your trip, adding in more bad camping puns is never a bad idea!

Puns To Share Sitting Around the Warm Fire on a Dark Night

“I’m not saying camping is bad, but I am saying that sleeping on the ground isn’t the best way to get a good night’s sleep.”  “I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I like to take my tent and go home.” “Why did the camper cross the road? To get to his camping spot!”

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Camping One-Liners

You can’t go wrong with a good pun. Living the camping life means that camping puns are a must. The great outdoors can bring out some great adventures and jokes!

Below are some short camping puns that will help everyone to relax.

Short Camping Puns

Explore your humor with open air humor.

  • Camping is in tents!
  • I’m not a lumberjack, but I can sure camp like one!
  • What’s the best way to cook hot dogs? Over the campfire, of course!
  • I’m not a big fan of camping… but I am a fan of sleeping in a bed!
  • Don’t forget to pack your camping essentials: a tent, some food, and your sense of humor!
  • Going camping? Make sure you bring a fishing pole… and some bait!

Jokes about Camping

These jokes are perfect for getting a good laugh while camping with friends. They’ll have you rolling on the ground in no time! It’s amazing how camping fills a void with happiness.

Q: What’s the best way to keep bears away from your campsite?

A: A sign that says “free food.”

-Q: Why don’t scientists trust camping?

A: Because camping can be very misleading.

Q: How do you make a camper happy?

A: Put snacks in the glove box.

Q: What’s camping with poop?

A: You’ll find out when you go camping!

Funny Camping Forest Stories

These are some of the funniest camping stories we could find and might make your camping trip a bit more memorable… for all the wrong reasons.

  • A man goes camping in the woods, but when he wakes up there is a bear sleeping next to him! The bear wakes up too and says “Hey buddy.” The guy replies “Oh no, it talks!”
  • A woman is camping with her friends and decides to go for a walk in the woods by herself. Suddenly, she hears something moving in the bushes. When she looks closer, there’s a bear! She starts to run back to her camping lodge but soon realizes that she is lost in the woods and can’t find her way out. The next day, they send out search parties to look for her… when one of them finally finds her he says “Oh thank goodness you’re alive! What happened?” The woman replies “I was running from the bear and I got lost.”

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Famous Camping Quotes from Movies:

These might be a “little in tents” but they’re bright stars in our book!

“Camping, it’s nature’s way of promoting the survival of the fittest.”

– Bill Murray, Caddyshack

“I’m a camper. I sleep in a sleeping bag and eat out of a can.”

– Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, The Game Plan

“We’re going to find some camping stuff and then get the hell out of here.”

– Chris Hemsworth, Vacation

“I’m not camping. I’m on vacation.”

– Betty White, Hot in Cleveland

The best puns to tell around a warm campfire

Relaxing in the camping forest or sending in a camping-themed card to your friends. These camping puns will have you and everyone around you laughing in no time!

Q: What’s the best way to make s’mores?

A: With a campfire, of course!

Q: What do you call a camper who doesn’t like camping?

A: A quitter.

Q: What do you call camping in your living room?

A: Camping out!

Q: Why did the camping instructor have a glass eye?

A: Because he wanted to get a good view of camping from all perspectives.

Funny Camping Quotes and Puns for Cards

Any of these fun one-liners would be perfect for sending to someone special in your life.

“Hope your next camping trip is an epic one!” “Hope you have fun camping. Have some snacks for me.”

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Bad Camping Puns

You’ll find some great camping puns here, camping humor at its finest. These are great for a quick laugh and will remind you of the fun times you’ve had while camping.

“I’m not camping, I’m just resting in my tent.”

– when someone doesn’t want to go camping

“Camping is like a hospital… but with bugs.”

– when something goes wrong while camping

“Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!”

– when camping near a busy road

“Camping is the only sport where you need camping equipment to go camping. And camping.”

– when someone says they don’t know how to camp or that camping isn’t their thing

“I’ve got my tent, sleeping bag, and flashlight… Now all I have left to do is wait for it to be dark.”

– when getting ready for camping at nightfall

“I’m not lost, I’m just camping in a new spot.”

– when someone can’t find their way back to camp after exploring

“Is it just me or does camping get harder every year?”

– when something goes wrong that wasn’t supposed to happen camping

“I’m not a camper, I’m a quitter.”

– when someone doesn’t want to camp anymore and is ready to go home. Or when they’ve had enough camping for one trip.

“Camping isn’t supposed to be this hard!”

– when something goes wrong while camping that wasn’t supposed to happen.

“This camping trip is turning into a real pain in the woods.”

– when something goes wrong while camping that wasn’t supposed to happen and it’s causing trouble/frustration.

“I’m not lost, I just can’t find my way out of this forest!”

– when someone is hopelessly lost camping

“If camping was easy, everyone would do it.”

– a truth about camping

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Best camping puns about tents and more

You’ve probably heard them all from “past tents” to “in tents” and let’s not forget about “too tents”, too. Why not add even more to the list?

“I’m not camping, I’m just sheltering in my tent.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!” “If you want to travel fast, go alone. If you want to travel far, go camping.” “A camping trip is where the fun never stops… at least until I stop drinking!” “Please leave your lantern on for me when you go to bed. I don’t want the dark to camping.” “I’m not a camper, I’m an outdoor enthusiast!” “This camping trip is a total camping disaster!” “I’m not lost, I’m just camping in circles.” “Camping isn’t hard… it’s just like being homeless only with better scenery.” “I’m not lost, I just can’t find my way out of this forest!” “Camping is in tents.” “I didn’t know we were camping in a haunted forest!” “I’m not camping, I’m just resting in my sleeping bag.”

Is it possible to find camping puns for social media captions?

Absolutely! Our blog post provides a treasure trove of camping puns and wordplay that are perfect for spicing up your social media posts.

Whether you’re pitching a tent or roasting marshmallows, these clever puns will add an extra layer of fun to your outdoor adventures.

How can I use camping puns to enhance my camping experience?

Camping is all about creating memorable moments, and what better way to do so than with some lighthearted humor? Incorporating camping puns into your trip adds an element of whimsy and camaraderie among fellow campers.

It’s like adding sprinkles on top of the s’mores – it just makes everything more delightful!

Are there specific types of camping jokes covered in the blog post?

Certainly! From tent-related wordplay to campfire comedy, our blog post features a variety of categories tailored to different aspects of the camping experience.

Whether you prefer hiking jokes with altitude or RV-themed humor, there’s something for everyone craving a good laugh in the great outdoors.

Can I use these camping puns for my Instagram captions?

Absolutely! In fact, we’ve curated a special section dedicated specifically to crafting Instagrammable camping captions. These witty and engaging puns are tailor-made for sharing your outdoor escapades on social media platforms.

They’ll undoubtedly add flair and personality to your Instagram posts while showcasing your love for nature and adventure.

Will I find editor’s picks in this collection of camping jokes?

Yes, indeed! Our blog post includes an exclusive selection highlighting the editor’s favorite camping jokes.

The next time you find yourself looking for the best things to do while camping, leave the Wi-Fi at home, immerse yourself around the campfires, and tell some jokes.

You can make friends from one campsite to another and make for a truly wild camping trip for all!

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24 Creepy Real-Life Camping Stories That Will Make You Stay Out of the Woods Forever

The woods are dark and full of terrors.

creepy camping stories

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Camping isn’t for everyone. No toilets, exposure to the elements, creatures roaming free. And those creatures aren’t always of the fuzzy, woodland variety.

If that wasn’t enough to dissuade you from packing up your gear and marching out into woods, keep reading for some particularly creepy camping stories that will keep you out of the wilderness for good.

1. A Strange Sound in the Woods

A few years back, OGdinosaur , an archaeologist, was among a group of people doing a survey in the middle of a forest. The crew had gone home, and only OGdinosaur and her boss were left to finish up some mapping, miles away from the furthest town. They made their way out further into the bush, about an hour out. 

As soon as they arrived, the entire area felt off. OGdinosaur and her boss pushed the feeling away in favor of their work. About 15 minutes in, they hear a loud ‘womp’ sound. Both stopped, thinking the sound must have been their imagination. Then, they heard it again. This time, it was so loud that they both felt pressure on their bodies and got goosebumps all over. They fled the site as quickly as possible. A decade later, thinking about it still freaks OGdinosaur out.

Related: 10 Scary Stories From Creepy Catalog That Will Give You Nightmares  

2. "When The Saints Come Marching In"

Thekeezler and his girlfriend were on a road trip through California when they found a relatively empty campsite. They set up camp, made dinner, and went to bed. 

In the middle of the night, they were awoken by someone whistling outside their tent to the tune of “When the Saints Come Marching In.” They laid in utter silence, hoping the singing person would go away. But then the whistling turned to chanting: “When you sleep here, you disrespect me, and when you disrespect me, you disrespect the U.S. Marines.” The Reddit user knew they needed to get out. 

They quietly climbed from their tent into their truck and drove to a motel in the neighboring town. The next morning they drove back to the campsite to retrieve the belongings they’d left behind. As they were leaving, they paused at a site adjacent to where they had slept, where a family had been staying. The family told thekeezler that the singing had continued for another 2-3 hours after they’d left, and it was one of the creepiest things they’d ever experienced. 

3. When in Florida, You May Meet a Serial Killer

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  • Photo Credit: Cover of Trails of Death: The True Story of National Forest Serial Killer Gary Hilton via TitleTown Publishing

When DrJimDanger was 18, he and some friends took a road trip to the Apalachicola National Forest near Tallahassee, FL. Their goal was to get away from people. So, they found themselves driving far into the woods. After they set up camp and had a few drinks, the writer and a friend decide to explore the surrounding forest. They found another trail and started following it, but the further they went, the more apparent it became that someone was living there. 

Eventually, they came to the campsite of an older man who was living out of his van. His clothes were strung up, coolers were scattered around, and a dog sprawled beside the van. The user and his friend tried to back out without being seen, but the man caught sight of them and called them over. He asked them friendly questions and offered up some places they should check out in the park. After about ten minutes of talking, they returned to their own campsite. The man was a little strange but seemed perfectly harmless. 

But, fast forward two months, and the Reddit user’s friend calls and tells him to turn on the television. There, on screen, was the man they met in the woods that night … on trial for four murders. 

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4. Never Camping in the Florida Keys Again

Jackman was camping in the Florida Keys near a quarry and an old dump site. One day, someone showed up at their camp and said they needed to move further from the dump site. He was planning on cleaning up the junk and burning some of the refuse in the area. The user moved, and that night the men started burning. Both parties went about their business. 

That night, the peaceful camping trip took a turn. They woke to the sound of scratching outside their tent. When they opened their eyes, they found their tent was covered in hundreds of rats. They shook off as many as they could before climbing from the tent. The rats had gone, but the writer was too freaked to go back to sleep. Instead, they started a fire and stayed up for the rest of the night. 

The next night, the Reddit writer fell asleep hesitantly, but thought it would be okay because the men had finished their burning. Yet, again, they woke on the second night to their tent covered in rats. They used the same strategy: shaking the tent until the little critters fell off, then starting a fire. But after this they’d had enough. They packed up their things and headed back for the highway. As they were walking along the road, they came upon the dead body of a giant alligator. Suffice it to say, they had their fill of camping in Florida. 

Related: 13 Horror Movies Set in the Woods That Will Keep You Out of the Forest Forever  

5. A Jersey Devil Sighting

EtsuRah had just watched an episode of “Are You Afraid of the Dark” about the Jersey Devil when their father took them hunting. While they were deep in the woods, waiting for the deer to emerge, the Reddit user caught sight of a little figure on the ground. It looked human, but because they were at a distance and it was dark, they could hardly make it out. Since EtsuRah was just 12 and it was three in the morning, the best they could tell was that the figure was two or three feet tall.

For hours, the writer sat and watched this figure. The longer they watched it, the more they were certain is was the Jersey Devil. It had to be. When the two finally stood to leave, they walked toward the figure, and it was revealed what it really was: a lawn gnome. 

6. Stumbling Onto a Crime Scene

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Every summer when Camo_Panda went to visit their dad, the two would take trips into the mountains. On one trip, however, their experience left them incredibly uneasy. They were hiking down a steep slope when they saw an old rifle sticking from a tree. It looked like the tree had grown around the barrel many years before. They went to get a closer look and found a small cave.

Inside, the two found a handful of aged personal belongings that made it seem as though the cave had once been inhabited. There were three cans of unopened food, a rusted cast iron pot, an old saddle and bridle set, and a deteriorated wool blanket. They unrolled the blanket, and here’s where things got really freaky. Inside, they found a shirt with holes and bloodstains crumpled up. The writer’s father estimated the gun they found in the tree to have been from the 1870s, meaning whoever had been shot (and most likely killed) in those woods likely died around that same time. 

7. The Glowing Orbs

TX_  and their family were camping on a lake in central Texas. On the first night they were playing Pictionary by the campfire when they saw a light fly by over the lake. For a moment they didn’t think much of it, and instead continued the game. Then, another went by at the same speed following the exact same trajectory as the first. 

They were reddish yellow orbs with no sound coming from them. After about 15 of the orbs went by, a faster, smaller, white one came in behind the rest. Then they were all gone. Not much was said about the event for the rest of the trip but when they returned home, their mother looked up what the lights could have been. She discovered that people in a town a few miles from where they’d been camping also reported seeing the lights. No one had an explanation for what they were. 

Related: 11 People Recount Their Creepiest, Unexplainable Paranormal Experiences  

8. Suddenly, No Longer Alone

TestPilotBeta went hiking with a friend in the Carolina Mountains. They went far off the main trail so by the time they set up camp, they were miles from any other people. They pitched their tent, ate dinner, and were relaxing around the fire when they first felt it - the sudden feeling of not being alone. 

After a few seconds, they heard something move in the darkness. The second time they heard it, the sound was louder, and they realized they had to be more than one thing . The two friends decided their best chance was to try scaring these things away. The user grabbed a handful of large rocks, and their friend took a thick branch from the fire. They both yelled as loudly as they could then ran into the darkness, the user throwing rocks, the friend swinging his branch. They saw a dozen pairs of eyes staring back at them.

As their eyes adjusted to the darkness, they realized they had charged a pack of mountain ponies who didn’t even looked phased when two grown men ran and yelled at them. 

9. A Strange Attack

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AlexDr0ps went camping in the Allegheny National Forest with some friends, and one night they were sitting around the fire when someone, or something, started throwing rocks at their tent from somewhere in the darkness. Initially, they thought it was a group of pranksters from a neighboring camp. When they took a look around the camp, there was no sign of anyone but them. A few hours later, they heard a piercing scream. The two spent the rest of the night unsettled, but never discovered what had happened.

10. Is That... a Polar Bear?

Koshgeo was camping in the high arctic when late at night, from inside their tent, they heard what sounded like pebbles rolling down the side of a nearby slope. Their first thought was it had to be a polar bear. They got up to look outside the tent, and saw nothing. 

Somewhat confused, but not too worried, they fell back asleep. An hour or so later they woke to the sound of pebbles falling again. After a few nights of this eerie noise, they finally discovered what was going on. When the sunlight hit the frozen side of the slope, it loosened the pebbles that had been solidified by the ice. Then, the pebbles would slowly start falling, coming in showers. But then, the writer began to worry that the next time they heard pebbles it would actually be a polar bear—and they would have dismissed the pebbles as a natural phenomenon. Naturally, they didn’t get a good night’s sleep until they moved camp. 

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11. The Man Who Watched Them Sleep

Border trilogy is no stranger when it comes to camping, but when he and his wife wandered off the trail while backpacking in Maine, they had a rather strange encounter. They had prepared to be on the trail for 10 days and so far hadn’t seen another person since first hitting the trail. The couple had hoped not to see anyone else on their trip, so this was perfect.

Normally, they just sleep under the stars. One night, because it was drizzling, they set up their little tent and climbed inside for the night. Around sunrise the next morning, he crawled from their tent to see a man standing about 30 feet from them, staring. The Reddit user greeted them, but without saying a word, the man turned and disappeared into the woods. The couple were out there for another few days and kept waiting to run into the man again, but never did.

12. What Do You Do After Stumbling on a Klan Rally?

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While camping in the Manistee National Forest in Northern Michigan, BeerHunter420 saw something they’ll never be able to forget. That year, they’d decided to try a new spot on the river that had better access for fishing and kayaking. They were miles from the nearest town so the odds of running into anyone else were slim. 

On their first day, they set up their tents and spent the afternoon by the river before returning to camp in the evening. They were sitting around their fire when they noticed another, massive fire glowing through the trees about 300 yards away. Then the chanting began.

When the Reddit user got a closer look, they realized it was actually a burning cross. Five minutes into the chanting, gunfire started. The Reddit writer guessed there were at least 10 different guns going off followed by yells about white power. Based on the level of the noise, they thought there had to have been at least 20 people. They packed up what they could carry, and got out of that camp as quickly as they could.

13. The Old Man Who Begged for Help

OneMacabreCat  went camping at a summer program when he was 16. When he went to bed one night, the group stayed awake, chatting in their tent, when they suddenly started to hear heavy breathing nearby. He described the noise sounding like someone had just been sprinting and stopped right outside their tent. Trying to stay calm, he ignores it and keeps chatting.

Then they heard, “Please, help me.” Everyone in the tent went silent. They heard the questions again. At this point, they were all freaked out. Then one of the braver kids turned on a flashlight and opened the inner flap to see out. They saw a pair of bare, scabbed and pale legs standing there. It seemed as though the guy had been walking nude through the woods for a while. The man asked for help again, and the boy who opened the tent told the man to keep walking down the trail and he should find a ranger soon. 

The man responded, “No. No rangers. They keep me here.” One of the camp chaperones came out and asked the man a series of questions. The old man didn’t answer. Instead, he started sobbing and ran into the woods.

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14. Witch Doctor in the Night

A few years ago, Taizek went on a mission trip to Kenya and was spending a few days camping in the bush. They remember that one night the moon was exceptionally bright, making it easy to see what was happening outside their tent. They woke in the middle of the night after hearing quiet feet shuffling through the dirt nearby. They opened their eyes and saw the silhouette of a person moving around their tent. The silhouette was utterly terrifying, thanks to a large, strange headdress. After getting barely any sleep that night, they asked their team leader about the person. They said it was probably a witch doctor, passing by in the night.

15. Distant Nightmarchers

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Truven was camping in Pololu Valley on the Big Island of Hawaii when they discovered two massive centipedes in their tent. They decided to pack up and leave at about three in the morning. When they reached the top of the valley, they paused to take a break and look out across the coastline. 

That was when they saw 15-20 flickering torch lights a few valleys over. Now, those valleys are for experienced hikers only, and it would be very strange for that many to be out at this time of night. The only other solution pointed to the Hawaiian Night Marchers - a piece of local lore that describes the ghosts of Hawaiian warriors marching around the miles in the dead of night. This Reddit user didn’t believe in the stories before, but what kind of hikers would be using torches instead of headlamps?

16. The Mountain Lion Was After Their Dog

Pillowpants101 was in Canada climbing with a friend, and they were on their way back to their car with their dog walking between them on a leash. Suddenly, the dog lurched into his friend, causing him to stumble. The writer turned around and saw a full-grown mountain lion standing about two feet behind them. It had just tried to pull the dog off its leash and was now sitting back on its haunches, hissing. 

The Reddit user froze, but their friend turned around and started running. They yelled for their friend to stop - running would make the mountain lion want to chase him. Their friend stopped then turned and ran directly at the cat, screaming and waving his arms. The cat jumped into the woods, away from sight. The two started walking faster down the trail, but when they turned around, the mountain lion was right behind them and even closer this time than before. The friend started throwing rocks. One of the rocks landed and rolled past the lion. The animal chased it down the trail until it disappeared. During the last mile or so back to camp, the two kept checking over their shoulder, but the mountain lion never returned. 

After they were off the trail, they heard about a couple of hikers and their dog who had apparently encountered the same mountain lion. This time, the lion had been successful in getting the dog off the leash. Eventually, the Canadian Mounties hunted it down and killed it. 

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17.The Ocean That Left

Whatsreallygoingon and their husband were camping in the Everglades in Florida. On the first night, they had the entire island to themselves. They set up camp on the beach, and the view of the wide open Gulf of Mexico was spectacular. 

The two settled into their tent and fell asleep to the sound of gentle waves hitting the beach. But around two in the morning, the Reddit writer woke and heard nothing. They went out, and shone their flashlight out to where the water should have been, but it wasn’t there. The beach where the couple had just been fishing a few hours before, extended beyond the reach of their flashlight beam. They ventured out, but still saw no ocean. 

They went back into the tent, and remembered that right before a tsunami hits, the water recedes. Convinced there was a tsunami approaching, they were terrified. Eventually, the sound of the water returned, and the writer couldn’t describe the intense relief they felt

18. "Come and Find Me"

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When Clockwork2112 was a kid, they went hiking along a coastal national forest with their friend and his dad. They dropped into an overgrown side of the main trail, and noticed an awful stench that they assumed was a dead animal. They then spotted a cardboard sign leaning against a pile of trash at the base of a tree.

The sign read “Come and find me” with an arrow pointing further down the overgrown trail. The smell had gotten worse the closer they got to the sign. They went back up to the main trail, and told their friend and his dad what they’d seen. When they got back to town, the dad called the local sheriff. They never found out what was down the overgrown trail, but they can’t help but imagine that it was a corpse or maybe a bunch of dead animals.

19. An Alien in Their Backyard

Dashboardforfire saw an alien come out of the woods behind their house. They were ten years old, playing in their room alone. It was about 11 P.M., and they had the sliding glass door in their room open with the blinds pulled back. Out of nowhere, the automatic light behind their house turned on. They looked out the sliding glass door, and saw a figure approach the door. At first they thought it was their neighbor, but as they looked closer, they realized it had to be something else. 

It stopped at the sliding glass door and stared into the writer’s room. Their description says it was dark black with a rounded head and stood at about 6 feet tall. It had two arms, two legs, and was incredibly thin. After it stared for a few minutes, it suddenly turned and was gone. They yelled for their mom who, when told the story, didn’t believe a word of it. Now, at age 23, this Reddit user still gets chills when they think about what they saw that night.

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20. Their Dog Knew Something Was Wrong

Rylodo was camping in Big Sur, California with one of their best friends one weekend. They almost had the entire site to themselves and chose a campsite about half a mile from the ocean in a large open field surrounded by a forest. They spent that evening sitting around the campfire telling stories. Afterwards, the two climbed into their tent and fell asleep easily. 

Around one in the morning, something startled their dog. She is usually very calm, and used to being in the woods, but this time she was yanking at the leash, desperately trying to get away. She pulled so hard that her harness snapped, and she bolted across the field. The Reddit user chased after her into the forest where they eventually found her curled in a random clearing. They picked her up and carried her back to the campsite.

They all hid inside the tent, but the dog refused to lay down with her people. Her ears were up, and she was staring intensely at the tent wall. At this point, the Reddit writer and their friend were also on edge. The dog’s behavior didn’t make sense. 

Then they heard the cackling - a high-pitched laughter coming from outside their tent. They were so scared they could hardly breathe. Then screams followed the laughing. They thought it could have been wolves or a coyote killing their prey, but it sounded far too human. Their car was parked too far away for them to bolt for it, so they just listened to the freakish laughter until it faded away. 

21. The Hungry Black Bear

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Urbaneinthemembrane was hiking the Appalachian Trail in upstate New York. As an experienced hiker, they knew the importance of hanging one’s food to keep it away from bears. However, as soon as they got their tent set up, they realized there were no good branches nearby. After wandering for about 15 minutes, they found one, strung up their food and promptly fell asleep. 

In the middle of the night they woke from a nightmare covered in sweat. After taking a minute to breathe, they realized it was just a nightmare and started to calm down. Then, directly outside their tent, they begin hearing loud noises coming at regular intervals. They looked out from underneath their vestibule and toward their food bag to find a huge black bear jumping up trying to get the bag that was hanging about 12 feet off the ground. 

Eventually, the bear gave up and left. For the two hours following, the Reddit user lay in their tent clutching their knife and trekking pole for defense in case the bear came back and showed interest in the tent. It was one of the scariest moments in their entire life. 

22. They Thought They Found the Perfect Cave

Sud0sm1th was hiking in Zimbabwe with a group of friends. They weren’t following a designated path, which is probably why they had this freaky encounter. 

The group came to a dam with a sandy beach and decided the area would make a good campsite, and set up for the night, then set out to do some exploring. Soon enough, a member of the group found a cave. The mouth was so small, they had to get on their hands and knees to crawl inside. After they squeezed through, the cave opened up to be about 3 meters high and 10 meters long. A crack in the ceiling allowed a beam of light to come through. The whole group was pumped about the find and decided to sleep inside the cave. They moved their campsite inside the rock and fell into an easy sleep that night. 

At one in the morning, this Reddit user was shaken awake by one of the people they were hiking with. He told everyone to get out of the cave because it already had a resident - the leopard anxiously lurking just outside. They all scrambled from the cave, and went back to their original site to sit nervously around the fire. Lucky for them, the animal didn’t care for the activity and eventually wandered off. However, they were all well aware that leopards hunted at night. Suffice to say, no one slept much that night. 

23. Three Knocks

SnaggyfromJoT and their girlfriend  were sitting in their car that was parked at a rest area, having something to eat after visiting the renowned Mount St. Helens. It was raining so the windows were fogged, and, thanks to the approaching nightfall, it was getting dark. 

The couple was minding their own business when suddenly there was a series of three knocks on their driver’s side window. They were both startled - there was no one else in the parking lot. Even more terrifyingly, the driver’s side of the car was overlooking an embankment. They rolled down their window and looked out, but saw no one. This was enough to thoroughly creep them out. They left immediately. 

Later, they read a park flyer that a man had died there during the eruption. Ever since, they’ve been wondering if the knocks on the car door were that man’s ghost, trying desperately to be saved.

24. Terrified for Their Lives

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GoodOleBunburyIst was camping in Canyon de Chelly when they woke to someone shaking their tent and yelling, “I’m going to f*** you up.” They responded, trying to calm the assailant down. But the person just kept going. They said, “My boys are coming over and we’re going to kill you.” This went on for about five minutes, then stopped. A short time later, their truck door started opening and closing repeatedly. The Reddit user huddled in their tent as this continued, until it suddenly stopped. After a few minutes of silence, they climbed from their tent. There was a man sitting in the front seat of their truck. 

Because their phone was in the truck, they ran over to the neighboring campers asking to user theirs. One couple finally said yes, allowing the writer to call the police. When the authorities arrived, they found a drunk 19 year old passed out in the Reddit user’s truck with their iPhone, iPod, and some other personal items in his pockets. The cop took the kid in his car, but the writer will never forget how scared they were that night. 

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Spanish tourist camping with her husband is gang raped in India; 3 arrested as police search for more suspects

Updated on: March 4, 2024 / 8:47 AM EST / CBS/AFP

Three Indian men have appeared in court after the gang rape of a Spanish tourist on a motorbike trip with her husband, with police hunting four other suspects, reports said Monday.

The attack took place on Friday night in eastern India in Jharkhand state's Dumka district, where the couple were camping.

A total of seven men are accused of carrying out the brutal assault.

"We have formed a team to hunt the remaining suspects," senior local police officer Pitamber Singh Kherwar told AFP.

On Sunday, three accused were seen being escorted into court with sacks on their heads by police officers holding ropes tied around their waists. The three were later remanded in custody.

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The Spanish woman and her husband were also in court.

The couple  told Spanish TV channel Antena 3 on Saturday that the men raped the woman and hit the man repeatedly, the Reuters news agency reported.  They said they had camped out because they could not find hotels nearby, Reuters reported.

"We have to ensure strict punishment," Kherwar said, the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency reported Monday.

Kherwar said a special team including forensic officers had been formed to scour the scene of the attack, while another team was hunting more suspects.

"They are constantly raiding places," Kherwar said in PTI's report. "We will soon arrest the remaining accused."

An average of nearly 90 rapes a day were reported in India in 2022, according to data from the National Crime Records Bureau.

That year, police arrested 11 people after the alleged brutal gang rape and torture of a young woman that included her being paraded through the streets of Dehli. Also in 2022, a police officer in India was arrested after being accused of raping a 13-year-old girl who went to his station to report she had been gang-raped.

In 2021, a 34-year-old woman in Mumbai died after being  raped and brutally tortured .

Large numbers of rapes go unreported due to prevailing stigmas around victims and a lack of faith in police investigations.

Convictions remain rare, with cases getting stuck for years in India's clogged-up criminal justice system.

The notorious gang rape and murder of an Indian student made global headlines in 2012 .

Jyoti Singh, a 23-year-old physiotherapy student, was raped, assaulted and left for dead by five men and a teenager on a bus in New Delhi in December that year.

The horrific crime shone an international spotlight on India's high levels of sexual violence and sparked weeks of protests, and eventually a change in the law to introduce the death penalty for rape .

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